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    Audrey gapes at the sheathed knife, blinking rapidly before closing her dorm room door. She takes the knife out, looking over it. Despite the rapid beating of her heart, it is quite beautiful in a sort of deadly way. The blade is sharp, a dark type of metal, the handle wrapped in a rich blue with deep purple designs woven into the material. Where the handle and the blade connects, there’s a singular small, pink gem on either side.

    She knows exactly who it’s from.

    Oh god, Audrey thinks with no small amount of horror, they’re going to kill me in my sleep.

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    Audrey thinks Ben is absolutely nuts to bring VK’s over to Auradon, but she supports him just like any good best friend does. Things get a little out of hand when she meets the Evil Queen and Maleficent’s daughters, who she’s sure is trying to kill her.

    Meanwhile, Mal and Evie have their eyes set on Prince Ben’s best friend, who turns out to not actually be his girlfriend. They, of course, go about to show their interest, though they’re not quite sure why Audrey always looks like she’s expecting them to stab her in the kidney.

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    Five years.

    Twenty matches.

    One hotel, different floors and the kind of tension that has been mislabeled competitive awareness for far too long. Francesca and Michaela are the greatest rivalry in women's tennis — and, it turns out, each other's most inconvenient problem.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    “Relax, Clarisse."

    “If I relaxed my body now, I’d fall apart,” Clarisse says, huffing out a cold laugh. “I’ve always lived like this, and it’s the only way I know how to go on. If I relaxed even for a second, I will cease to exist as the only thing I was ever meant to be: a weapon.”

    “You’re more than that,” Silena tells her. “You are.”

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    Silena Beauregard is a princess and heir to her mother’s throne. She’s busy trying to prove herself as more than just a pretty face. To do that, she’s going to have to betray her kingdom and all of the people she loves.

    Clarisse is a knight. She was raised by the sword, by her anger. Now, she is sworn to protect the princess. As a knight, she must be devoted to those she serves. Utterly and completely devoted. That’s certainly the only reason she thinks about Silena as often as she does. No other reason…

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Clarisse is so butch and oblivious to her own feelings that it takes years to realize that Silena is hitting on her.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “Silena, I don't want to push you, but you’re actually head over heels and I’m going to personally force you two together if I have to witness more pining while I’m here.” ~ A very Frustrated Annabeth Chase

    “You're like the textbook definition of a homoerotic friendship.” ~Piper McClean, casually in the middle of the night and approved by every other Aphrodite child trying to fall asleep as Silena kept ranting about Clarisse.

    “Yeah, we had a betting pool on you last summer. Your siblings lost a shit tonne of money on it.” ~ Connor Stoll, leader of Hermes Cabin.

    “Chris wasn't even a real thing. They broke up, they're friends now. You do know she's not straight. You have to know that, right? Right, Lena?” ~ Piper, going insane over her sister’s stupidity.

    "Do you, like, need a prophecy to get together? Cause I’ll give it.” ~ Rachel Dare, Oracle

    “Oh my fucking gods, Silena. Do you want me to drag mom down here herself to tell you that girl is totally in love with you?” ~ Angry, fed up, dear loving sister, Drew Tanaka

     

    Silena survives, Clarisse stays by her side through everything after and they go on a silly little quest where they get together eventually.

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    25 Jan 2026