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    i wonder which cup you'll drink from (i hope it's mine) by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    26 Mar 2025

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    “And where would I do that, moron?”

    “I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”

    “You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”

    Well, when she puts it like that.

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    Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.

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    17 May 2025

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    all mirth and no matter by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)  

    21 Feb 2025

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    “She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.

    He opened a laptop and played her the footage.

    “Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.

    “I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.

    Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.

     

    AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha

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    12 Mar 2025

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    someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    30 Nov 2024

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    They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.

    “Moving on to property taxes…”

    “Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”

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    Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.

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    15 Feb 2025

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    the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    17 Nov 2024

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    “She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”

    “Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.

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    Or,

    Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.

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    15 Feb 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 912

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

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    11 Feb 2025