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they've been on the meteor for five years w/ no foreseeable signs of offloading. under-stimulated manic dave with mild, unchecked obsession; depressed karkat relenting to whatever the universe throws at him
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24 Jun 2026
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Karkat is afraid of thunder so he goes to see Dave
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23 Jun 2026
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Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas have a rivalry of the ages.
...Or that's how Karkat sees it, anyway.
Dave just wants to stop spitting petals for this guy who hates him.
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23 Jun 2026
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i like it when you're mean (we don't have to get into what that says about me) by landofchaosandbloom for baristababey
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2026
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"I'm beginning to think he hates me," is how you greet Rose the second she opens her front door.
"In what way? I hear that isn't exactly a bad thing with trolls."
You really don't like the way you can't keep the whiney tone out of your voice when you respond, "The not sexy way. I don't even want him to hate me in the sexy way? I think? I'm not a troll, I don't get that whole quadrants thing."
"Well, what causes you to think he hates you?"
"I asked him to hang out and he just said 'maybe'. That means no, right?"
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16 Jun 2026
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Dave Strider: Hollywood heavyweight, menace to everyone around him, and lucky owner of an apparently haunted house in the Hills.
But houses aren't haunted, especially not by teenagers who aren't even meant to be born for four hundred years or by members of an alien species who only want to destroy the planet. Right? Right.
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06 Jun 2026
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You hear the relief in Dave's heavy sigh. "Oh, Karkat. Thank fuck," he says, "If I'd tripped with my ass bare as the day I was born into a closet with anyone else, I think I woulda seriously for real died on the spot. Gone up in flames. Have you heard of spontaneous human combustion before, Karkat? It've been like that, and the entire goddamn building woulda come along with me to the grave. At least I'd've gotten outta finishin' that assignment–"
"Dave," you cut him off as you register the singular important part of his babble, suddenly even more hyper-aware of your proximity than ever, "Are you not wearing any fucking pants?"
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04 Jun 2026
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Humanstuck
Karkat Dave go on dates.. dave cant handle spices.
CroKri~♡
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01 Jun 2026
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"Um… Lowkey… You know…" — Dove started, voice low. — "Aren’t you the one who knows their way around this…?" — she looked to the side. Not like anyone could see it anyway. — "Because I kinda have no idea how to do it?... "
Karkat slowly turned to face her and raised an eyebrow.
"Wow, you’re so cool and dope." — she snorted, but stood next to her and started rolling the joint anyway. — "What could I do to be as cool as you?
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Turns out there is a cure to this whole "nonchalant culture" thing, and it's marijuana. And it does even more than just cure it.
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31 May 2026
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Karkat Vantas really didn’t want to be here.
The nightclub, Lux, was everything he’d expected it to be, dimly lit aside from the small colored lights that swept over the crowd, with ridiculous pitch black mirror finish tiling from floor to ceiling, huge, ostentatious light fixtures on the wall to bounce off the tile, and packed wall to wall with sweaty model types that frequented the club. It was hot, crowded, sweaty, and loud. All in all, not exactly his scene, but Karkat had no choice. It was the only way to get a conversation with the owner; Dave Strider.
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A Davekat Lucifer AU.
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30 May 2026
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In which Dave and Karkat are stuck together on a floating rock in space for 3 years. What else can they do besides hang out?
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29 May 2026
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Troll genetic material acts as an aphrodisiac to humans. Dave and Karkat find out the (very, very) hard way.
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27 May 2026
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a bunch of oneshots about dave and karkats couch time
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26 May 2026
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DO YOU SEE ALL THE THINGS THAT I KEPT ONLY JUST FOR YOU? by seiragakies
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 May 2026
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KARKAT: OH MY GOD.
KARKAT: ARE...
KARKAT: ARE YOU JEALOUS????
DAVE: fuck no im not jealous
DAVE: jealousy is so overrated there is no way in hell a cool guy like me would ever be jealous
DAVE: like not even ironically that would be so lameDave and Karkat have another heart-to-heart in the laundry room, which leads to other, less decent activities in said room. They should probably stop doing that and go to their perfectly serviceable respiteblock, but, well—there’s dirty laundry for them to take care of, first.
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23 May 2026
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Prince dave loves to tease and prank his knight karkat. and the dude can't do spit about it...
W-what...why is the prince acting different...did he say he wants to kiss me? is he sick...?
what does he mean he wants to court me???
He not talking to me right?? he can't be?Bookmarked by TalksTooMuch
22 May 2026
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You tell yourself, you’re glad he didn’t try anything. Didn’t kiss you, or tell you he loves you, or even just hold you as you go to sleep. You don’t need that shit right now.
You’re an idiot, and you always believe him.
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- Part 2 of what if i was
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22 May 2026
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may be ooc
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17 May 2026
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basically like my last fic but they actually have sex because im not evil ok i can provide
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16 May 2026
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Dragonstuck Soulmate AU. Exactly what it says on the tin.
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15 May 2026
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The last thing you remember, you were sitting on John's shitty sofa.
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- Part 2 of Davekat Week 2025
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10 May 2026
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Karkat accidentally brings a paradox grub version of himself on the meteor
Despite being hostile towards Karkat and mostly indifferent towards the others, the grub is very drawn to Dave and will do anything to get his attention
Though there is a small problem
Dave is scared SHITLESS of it.ON HIATUS DUE TO SUMMER SCHOOL
(davekat shenanigans will be included in the process of this fuckery)
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07 May 2026