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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    When a celebration is organized to honor Captain Picard’s most recent diplomatic achievements, the whole senior staff of the Enterprise D accompanies him for a long weekend of sunshine and parties on Risa. Away from the ship and duty, romantic tension between Jean-Luc and Dr. Beverly Crusher is higher than ever. Can the two of them just get together already?? If Deanna (and the author) have anything to say about it, the answer is a resounding YES.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “Adultery,” Raphael repeats plainly. “Infidelity.”

    “Yes.” Astarion tosses his quill down. “It appears that I’ve spent the last few months drinking, fucking, and compelling people of our government. I recall none of it, mind you. But given Lilith’s absence, Halsin insisting that I not be left alone, and Shadowheart desperately praying for my damned soul—I can conclude that I have dragged myself into a bender that has wreaked havoc on my life as I knew it."

    A sequel to the events of Hellish Rebuke. This story will not make sense if you have not read its predecessor. 

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Astarion didn't care much for you and your people-pleasing tendencies until he realized exactly what they could mean for him. If you were that desperate for approval—for the hard-earned praise of others—perhaps he could be the one to deliver. There were certainly plenty of benefits for him to reap.

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    You looked so proud of yourself, drool pooling at the corners of your lust-drunk smile. Your hair was mussed and wild, but your expression was utterly tame, almost domestic.

    Astarion worried, momentarily, that he might actually end up being the one to crawl back to you. You made him feel so in control, so powerful. And so, so good.

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    27 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    You shouldn’t be using your quirk outside of sanctioned-”

    “I wasn’t using it,” you interrupt, and you know you shouldn’t, but something about his reaction has you pushing, testing. “Not on purpose.”

    You tilt your head, watching him too closely, dissecting every flicker of emotion that passes through his expression. He knows it.

    He looks away.

    And you see it then, feel it- guilt.

    And for the first time, an emotion confuses you.

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    You touch someone and you feel what they're feeling. What happens when you accidentally unravel the enigmatic figure that is Aizawa Shouta.

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    21 Jul 2025

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    Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car.

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    02 Dec 2024

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