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    TF Speedwriting May 18 Prompt #1: 'Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.' ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    It’s a tale as old as time: a Decepticon is caught and interrogated.

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    ::Well met, Child.::

    Jazz startled, twisting around to try and find the source of the voice that came from within him and all around him all at once, like a sound system cranked up just past its safety point. It was then that he noticed he was weightless, every old racing injury gone, floating in a formless expanse that his processor could only interpret as white. His optics told him there were no directions, his processor told him he was upside-down. 

     Wait, he didn’t have optics. Or a processor. Scratch that, he didn’t have a frame. He tried to look around, and realized he was nothing more than his spark.

     Scrap.

     Jazz has deactivated with a regret-filled life, but Primus has plans for him: if he can convince another to like the Solstice in thirty days, he becomes a Winter Spark. Jazz, ever the optimist, fully believes he can.

    Prowl is a work-a-holic who finds himself indifferent to the Solstice... until Jazz drops into his life one day, pestering him and generally confusing him to no end...but why is the Solstice so important to Jazz?

    Neither of them counted on even liking the other... and much less feeling anything more.

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    Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.

    They become best friends.

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