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    It isn’t until high school that the specialists give Tooru an official diagnosis. The biomagnetic field around his heart is too strong, far stronger than should be humanly possible, and that’s why it feels like an electric shock when you touch him. If you get within ten feet of Tooru, you can feel all his emotions, stark and obvious as if his ribcage is wide open, exposing his heart.

    “You should have known, Iwa-chan,” Tooru says, lying on his back in the middle of Hajime’s bed, tossing a pillow in the air and catching it. “Everyone can see how magnetic I am. It’s all in my charm. You wouldn’t know about that.”

    “This is a medical problem, assface,” says Hajime. “It means something’s wrong with you.”

     

     

    or: even though hajime can sense tooru's emotions just by standing next to him, it still takes them a few years to figure things out.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    “Iwa-chan?” Oikawa blinked, pulling his face into his hands and smiling his signature, lopsided grin, the one Iwaizumi wanted to kiss him through, pull moans out of, wrap around his length and suck his soul into.

    Iwaizumi leapt from the bench and roughly dropped Oikawa to the ground, a hurried apology tossed over his shoulder as he sprinted back to his dorm. He dove into a cold shower until his nerves settled before climbing into bed, ignoring his phone blowing up by Oikawa and responding to Hanamaki that he was fine, that he just needed some time to think.

    About that ass tho wwwww, Hanamaki replied.

    I hope you die, Iwaizumi sent, and turned his phone off.

    That was the first night Iwaizumi touched himself to the thought of Oikawa.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    It was the fourth time experiencing the exact same day that Iwaizumi Hajime reluctantly admitted to himself that something was very wrong.

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    20 Jul 2025

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    土拨鼠之日au

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    As a good vice captain, Iwaizumi would do a lot for his volleyball club's success and general welfare, including, apparently, fake dating Oikawa.

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    21 Mar 2025

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    Iwaizumi and Oikawa are husbands. They’re also one of the top contract killers in their agencies. But Iwaizumi thinks Oikawa is a fund manager and Oikawa believes Iwaizumi runs his own boxing gym. How does that work? Through years of lying and keeping secrets of course.

    Except it doesn’t work.
    It doesn’t work at all.

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    08 Mar 2025