Superunicornio



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    Crack y AUs. No pido más en mi vida. Básicamente escrito porque quiero y porque puedo. Total, va a leerlo dos personas. Si quieres decir "what the fuck se fuma esta tía" cada dos segundos y negar con la cabeza porque no tengo perdón. Esta es tu serie de desafortunados fanfictions. Yes, ma'am. No tengo vergüenza. Esto solo va a ir a peor.

    Los tag irán cambiando a medida que vaya degenerando, pero la única constante serán los pairings (menos las insinuaciones a otras que sean muchas y muy habituales, si es explícito avisaré). Ah, sí. Todos los capítulos van a tener nombre de canciones de Twenty One Pilots, yeah.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Ruben did a nasty work on you. Slight head trauma, swollen face, you vomited a lot on the back of the ambulance. But I don’t think you minded any of that when getting your dick wet.” Lori looked at him with such displeasure in her eyes. She shoved her phone into her bag and hastily stood up. “You probably won’t get any visitors tonight, it’s almost time for the hospital to shut that down.” Lori went straight to the door but paused. “I hope you got that out of your system, Niall.”

    She looked over her shoulder at her son before exiting the room. He should feel guilt, shame, embarrassment but there was a nagging pull that disregarded those emotions. It’s like they were turned off and new, danger emotions were turned on.

     

    A continuation of "Bleeding Out the Pressure"; what happens after the wedding and the nonsense in the barn. Might wanna read that one first.

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Niall and Ruben’s clandestine affair is spiraling out of control. They fuck in every room. Alby walks in on them in the kitchen—Niall still wearing his wedding kilt.

    Canon-divergent: they both survived the barn scene.

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    In the midst of his fertility breakdown, Ruben manages to get his hands in Niall's pants. He doesn't find the trophy he's expecting.

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    He’s drowning himself in all of this at once, torn between his feelings, between fear and longing, between desire and dread. Caught between Ruben and his own self.

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    27 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    Christ, Niall smelled like a fucking virgin. 

    Really, he smelled like the dirt from the neighbor’s yard, and the hot metal of a burning wreck, and the same acrid chemical shit they used in the clink infirmary to patch up all the pansies who’d gotten what was coming to them. But beneath all that, beneath the stench of the world’s shit? He smelled like a fucking baby. 

    Like 72 bleeding virgins awaiting him in Heaven, or whatever bullshit people promised themselves just to make it through the day.

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    Set immediately after the hospital scene, Ruben gets one whiff of Niall and just can't help himself.

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    24 May 2026