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    “I’m interviewing you to see if you’d be a potential candidate for my rehabilitation idea. If you don’t live under a rock, you’d know that Hell is overpopulated—specifically the Pride Ring with Sinner demons. And the exterminations are… brutal,” she bit out, “senseless murder… these are my people. Some of them find a new life down here, some of them start families and make friends. I want to give them the opportunity to better themselves, and find a way out of this ring. It’s not fair.”

    “Fair?” A harsh scoff from the one before her, “Darling, we’re not here to be fair.


    Charlie is given a rather impossible task by her father in order to contact Heaven for her project—she has to redeem one of Hell's most unforgivable sinners.
    Canon divergent Charlastor AU.

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    Set in modern day New Orleans, Louisiana. Alastor owns a restaurant known as ‘By the Bayou’ as a chef. A tasteful jazz inspired lounge and restaurant, there is always a live band playing the sweet sounds of the 1920s to set the mood. Although he would never sully his mothers recipes, he does cater to a special clientele with different tastes. By day he is Alastor Dubois, talented chef and owner, by night he is the infamous serial killer “The Butcher”. Charlotte Magne was or rather still is a student at the Culinary Institute of America for Baking and Pastry Arts with a minor in Hospitality Management. She was excelling in her program until circumstances needed her to step away for a time the being. Once she can go back to New York to finish up her degree she will but until then her parents sent her to Louisiana with her friends Vaggie and Angel to have some fun while they handle the situation at home. However, Charlotte, who prefers to go by Charlie, believes the whole “Idle hands make work for the devil” and wants to get a job while on vacation.
    What happens when she meets Alastor when applying for a job? Why did she have to leave NY? Why does Alastor want to leave her gasping but not in the same way as his victims?

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    To get Adam to agree to another year before another extermination, Alastor and Charlie say they are getting married. To each other. It’s a problem, and they need to fix it…or Just Roll With It

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    Charlie Morningstar has few supporters where she needs it and no location for her brilliant new idea. What happens when the most notorious overlord approaches her with the deal of a lifetime?

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    Caught with a corpse between his legs, infamous serial killer Alastor Malveaux agrees to marry Charlie, the canary down at Rosie's Emporium and Speakeasy. While inconvenient, it wasn't a bad idea to get hitched to the doll, especially with her dire circumstances that pushed her to marry a murderer in the first place. Yep, Alastor could have his cake and eat it too. There were absolutely no setbacks to this plan and he could live as he wanted, unattached to his pretty little wife. His wife...Ha ha!

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