Strainseir
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- Dept. Q (TV) (6)
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Rachel spends more time with the Morck-Stewart-Fleming family.
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- Part 5 of Till Forever Falls Apart
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Carl and Rachel spend time together. As friends. Because that’s definitely all they are.
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- Part 4 of Till Forever Falls Apart
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Jasper and Carl get an unexpected visitor after an accident.
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- Part 3 of Till Forever Falls Apart
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Rachel is worried about Carl in the days after Mhor.
Carl is worried he read Rachel’s visit to his flat all wrong.
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- Part 2 of Till Forever Falls Apart
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5 times someone hit Carl + 1 time they didn’t.
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- Part 1 of Till Forever Falls Apart
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Q considers himself excessively lucky that he's never had to be in close quarters with James Bond for an extended period of time. But everyone's luck runs out eventually.
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13 Apr 2026
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Silva never went rogue, and is one of the top agents of MI6 - along with Bond, who may not be as good with computers, but is arguably the better shot. The two get along (even if Silva is an egomaniac), and MI6 is running smoothly. The only drama they have outside of missions is the fact that Silva wants to be Quartermaster, and is willing to bully anyone to get the job. Unfortunately, he's smart enough to get it, being a computer genius with few morals.
But then the unthinkable happens: a hacker appears, a hacker who can take apart MI6 like a child taking apart a puzzle. The hacker is fast, erratic, and more ingenius than even the outraged Silva.
And Bond is intrigued, and amazed despite himself.
I don't know where this story is going, but this is where it starts. The Q we know and love from 'Skyfall' never entered MI6, and instead is running scared on the outside, with the world pulling at his leash. A mind as powerful as Q's is only as benevolent as the hand that holds the leash...
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20 Nov 2025
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Phaedrus by xiaq
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock (TV)
05 Aug 2016
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The kid stilled, his eyes going sharp in a way that made James want to reach for his weapon. He remembered he didn’t have one, then remembered he was talking to a 13 year old the size of a cocker spaniel and he didn’t need a weapon anyway.
“Give me access to MI6’s computers and I could take over the world,” the boy said softly.
“Not exactly what we’re trying to accomplish, but an interesting option all the same,” James said, pursing his lips. “What’s your name?”
“Why?”
“Because, if I’m going to recruit you that’s something I’ll need to know.”
***This is the origin story of Q/James Bond's relationship had they met quite a bit sooner in their MI6 careers. It is also a continuation/expansion of Jealous Gods, but it should make sense as a stand-alone piece. It will be formatted like Jealous Gods, going back and forth between present and past. Apologies in advance for any mistakes!
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- Part 2 of Jealous Gods
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- 50/50
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16 Nov 2025