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Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation by Status_Report
Fandoms: Weak Hero (Webcomic), 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV)
29 Jun 2026
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For as long as he could remember, Baekjin saw himself as an abandoned dog alone in the wild. He had no friendships or family. All he had was the Union, and for that, he stayed alone at the top, pouring everything he had into making it stronger. Even if it took more and more from him, Baekjin couldn't stop, and as time passed, it was as if the hurt young boy from all those years ago was getting smothered by the person that he was becoming. But a chance encounter with another boy changed this. Faced with someone that forced him to evaluate his past, Baekjin wonders: is it too late for him to stop?
In short: If Baekjin and Sieun met earlier, could they have been friends? Could Baekjin have been stopped if he simply met Sieun earlier?
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This Prayer, Only I Do Give by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
18 Jun 2026
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Leonard keeps them together, even as black spots fill their vision.
He’s content in suffocating them both.
He’s content in drowning in the same darkness, as long as it leads him to Klein.
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Losing Face by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
01 Apr 2026
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There was no denying it. Danitz was the most pent up he's every been in his entire life on sea. Faced with the constant presence of Gehrman Sparrow, Danitz turns to unconventional methods to find his relief.
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Kiss Off by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
02 Dec 2025
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Anderson isn’t exactly a humble man in the first place, but causing this outcome only strokes his ego in bed even higher. He leans back to look once again, finding himself staring.
He has Gehrman Sparrow, sitting on the edge of the bed with his legs spread wide open, pussy glistening.
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Locus had a chance to make things right. He had a new purpose. It felt… different, than how work went with Felix. This was closer, more friendly, less dangerous and less worrisome. Almost all of these people were very stupid, but… there was a charm to them. An undeniable charm, some more charming to him than others.
And there was one of them, the medic, that somehow wormed himself in Locus’ chest.
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【达克】从一夜情开始的海上生活 by Fanqqqqshu
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
26 Jun 2026
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“你刚才表现出的格斗技巧和处理办法很符合我的审美，我追上来就想问一句——”
要来了……是谋财，害命，还是行骗？克莱恩紧张地等待着。
“——今晚要不要和我一起过？”
怎么是约炮。
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这篇被我手滑误删了TT，这是重新上传的版本，以前大家给我的评论都没有了好心痛。。。 如果可以希望宝宝们重新给每个章节多多评论TTBookmarked by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
29 Jun 2026
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[达克]别教丈育男友学习 by qingzheng_owo
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
21 Jun 2026
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教育这一块讲究赏罚有度……我的意思是，你少奖励他。
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26 Jun 2026
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清水但擦点边
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26 Jun 2026
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Worms Are Sensitive To Touch by Ficlovergirl
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
24 Aug 2025
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What if Faceless potion makes your body sensitive? And what if Worm Of Spirit is connected to it's owner. And all the sensations worm feel Klein feels through it?
Basically Klein gave his Worm Of Spirit to Leonard unknown Of the consequences it had.
Or Klein's faceless body being hypersensitive and Leonard unknowingly driving Klein into a state of overwhelming pleasure through his touches.
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19 Jun 2026
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Arias by plume_of_death (plumeofdeath)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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Sunday is offered the role of conductor in an upcoming concert. Encouraged by the other Astral Express members he takes part, but nerves still get the better of him on the big day.
Luckily, Jing Yuan, one of the other participants in the concert, is there to distract him and calm him down again.
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05 Jun 2026