12 Works by StaticNonsense
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Red and Gold; Gray and Blue by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Aug 2025
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δ-me13 looked at the hand for a moment, then took it, letting the vessel lead it away. As it did so, a new application appeared in its code.
> Initializing BabyChick.exe...
> Starting BabyChick.exe...
> BabyChick.exe is now running
It did not recognize the file name, but a scan deemed the program safe. δ-me13 decided to let it run. Its Administator was probably just adding something new again.
> ...
> I̴̹͌n̴̬͂͋i̶͈̗̯̘̇̀̔͋t̶͉̹̩́̊̒ĭ̶͓͎͕̣͝a̸̢̬͔͑̍͊͜l̵̛̗͚̳̗͐̒̈́ï̶̡͎̲̗̐̐z̵̭̱͑i̴͈͉̣̭̎̒̉n̷͙̻̟̙̉̿͊̚g̷͇̙͌͑͑ͅ ̴̤͎̪̹́̓̇n̷̯̈̅̃ė̶̞͉͇w̵̦̒̆͋ ̸̡̙͔̦͂À̵̛̬͉̭͇͝d̸͖̈́͆m̶͕̣̑̚̚͝i̷̗̙̋n̸̞͂ȉ̵̠̩̮̽s̵̪̪͑̈́t̴͍̣̃̉̉̄r̴̛̞̭̜̅̅a̸͕̰̠͂ť̴̮͖̹̅ͅo̵̺̟̗͂̍͆ŗ̵̰̖́̎̒.̸͉̜̦̣̍̍̊̎.̸̳̔́̀͝.̷̫̜̃̏---
Phainon finds a child all alone in some ruins south of Janusopolis. He doesn't think anything of it, even when others point out the resemblance. After all, he knows quite well he has no family left.
Although he also ended up taking care of said child, life continues on as normal.Meanwhile, Lygus has no idea what happened and poor Khaslana's thoroughly confused. And panicking. Probably. Maybe. He has no idea what's happening either. And then the Trailblazers arrive.
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Lost in Ink by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
09 Aug 2025
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When Deon accompanies the Hero to the Demon Realm, he winds up dying before they can even reach the castle. Meanwhile, Cavert doesn't want his new entertainment to be so short-lived.
Thus, Demon Arut is born.(Suggestive themes are composed of language, someone being very touchy and implied/refernced content)
(09.08.25: Guess who finally updated. Bad News: Updates on this fic will be a lot slower (more in the notes of ch. 8) but hopefully never again take SEVEN MONTHS)
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Inner Voices by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
18 Dec 2024
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It was an ordinary day in the Demon King's castle, right up until Ben could hear Sir Demon's thoughts. As could several others.
Aka The World tries to give Deon more reason to hate demons, by making them hear his thoughts and rejecting him, but it backfires. Spectacularly.(First chapter is shorter than the rest. Updates will be kinda slow)
(Actually I'm currently unsure about whether to keep the pairing or not, though I'm leaning towards keeping it)
(09.08.25 About Updates: Next intkot work I'll update will be this one, but it'll take a while) -
Yearning 'til death do us part by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
14 Dec 2024
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Deon had beautiful eyes, Cavert had always thought so.
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Candles by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
24 Nov 2024
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A fic for Deon's birthday. Happy Birthday Deon!
(Ch1: Demon Realm, Ch2: Empire) -
Strawberries by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
24 Nov 2024
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A fic for Deon's birthday :3
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While Waiting for Salvation by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic), 불사자에게는 수호령이 있었다 | The Immortal Had A Guardian Spirit - Denpy
21 Nov 2024
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While serving on the frontlines, Deon and his vanguard find an abandoned child. It's Deon's kid now.
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Feelings Unearthed From Beneath Trees by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
07 Nov 2024
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Sequel to Feelings Buried Beneath Trees. Cavert waited for Deon's reincarnation for centuries, now they were finally reunited.
(Does not require reading the other work, short note about Deon's death in the beginning note.)
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- Part 3 of Beneath the trees
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A week in bed by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
29 Oct 2024
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Deon gets sick in the Demon Realm
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Feelings Told Beneath Trees by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
03 Oct 2024
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Alternative Ending to 'Feelings Buried Beneath Trees'
(Can be read by itself I guess? Though it may be a bit confusing concerning Cavert.)
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- Part 2 of Beneath the trees
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Feelings Buried Beneath Trees by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
25 Sep 2024
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His feelings for his Commander were heavy. It's just a shame he understood them too late.
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- Part 1 of Beneath the trees
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And early, we Rise by StaticNonsense
Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong
25 Mar 2023
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Life was not going well for Sung Jinwoo. Barely 20 and his father was gone, his mother hospitalized and only he left to take care of Jinah.
It wasn't easy to earn enough money to not only make sure they had enough to live on but to also pay his mother's medical bills as well as rent. Then, after a particularly hellish nightmare, his shadow started speaking- or, at least, the non-human entities living there rent free.(Or: Jinwoo 'awakens' as a S-Ranker at 20 instead of an E-Ranker; Ashborn ends up caring more than he intended to, learns some lessons about family, and proceeds to sulk about it.)
