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Stede pulls out one of his leather-bound journals, flicks through a few pages, runs his finger down the paper like he’s checking an index. “The last time I made you come myself was four weeks ago.”
“Sorry, do you keep a sex journal?”
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In which Ed has a habit of focusing too much on the destination and not enough on the journey, and Stede takes it upon himself to show him the error of his ways.
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27 Aug 2024
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Come to karaoke, Lucius had said. It’s a good crew of regulars, he’d said. It’s not officially a queer bar but it’s definitely a queer bar, he’d said.
One of my friends is one of the most beautiful men on the planet was definitely not one of the phrases he’d used to try and convince Stede to come. Might have achieved his desired outcome a little faster if that had been part of his proposal.
or: eight times Ed and Stede don't have sex after Friday Night Karaoke at Jackie'z, and one time they absolutely, definitely do.
or: karaoke sex chicken: the not quite musical
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31 Jul 2024
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While bartending at a friend's bar Ed finds himself with an armful of a very drunk, and very handsome, blonde man and decides the best option to just let him sleep it off. And if the babbling drunk guy is adorable as fuck and tells him he has pretty eyes and princess hair, well, that's just the topper on the cake.
Stede wakes up in a strange house, in a strange bed, and a note that simply begins with "DON'T PANIC." Which is a hell of a thing to tell newly out and divorced Stede Bonnet, who immediately does just that.
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Five times Stede panics and the one time he doesn't.
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29 Jun 2024
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“S-Stede…” Other Ed stutters out, staring at Ed… at himself. Staring at each other. “What is… oh what the fuck.” His expression turns incredulous. “What kinda magic shit is this?”
“M-magic?” Stede says, trembling, looking between the two of them. “Edward, do you know what’s happening here?”
“No,” both Ed’s answer, and Stede’s mouth shuts with a click.
Or: Ed washes ashore right outside an Inn. Inside, he finds a future he never knew he could wish for.
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27 Jun 2024
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Everyone knows the fucking rule, nobody better than Ed: you find a weird bell, you don’t ding the weird bell.
Guess how many times Ed’s dinged the weird bell anyway. Yeah, Ed always dings the weird bell, it’s like a fucking compulsion, he just can’t not. Brain sees a bell, brain goes, what would happen if I dinged that?
Dinging occurs. Shit happens.
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A 5+1 (or really a 1+5) in which innkeeper-era Ed and Stede discover a magic bell that can take them back in time to past moments in their relationship. They decide to seduce each other (and themselves) at different points to see if they can avert some of the pain they all went through. Things do not, of course, go as planned.
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- Part 5 of Claire's AUpril 2024 Fics
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08 Jun 2024