SporkSpawner_64
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“Hey baby,” Zaphod said into the radio. “How’s th-”
Trillian interrupted him. “Where are you?” she said.
Zaphod raised both sets of eyebrows and paused with his hand in his hair. Usually she indulged him at least a little bit.
“Well hey,” he said with a grin. “You finally ratting me out to the press, kid? How much are they paying you?”
“Where are you?” was all she said again.
In which Zaphod is slightly too late.
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When they came to, it was cold.Neo noticed this first, before all other things- before the inky black darkness enveloping them and before the deathly silence ringing in their ears and before the sharp pain digging its claws into their left leg. All these things they noticed in time, too, but none of them were quite so disconcerting as the cold.
They struggled achingly to their feet and looked about themselves at all the nothingness of the frigid pitch. It seemed to look back, glittering with the phosphenetic lights of a recently sustained head injury.
Something had gone terribly wrong.
(wherein return of the mammalians goes a bit differently.)
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Locked In!! with the 50th Annual Camp Triggerfish Spring Music Hullabaloo by SporkSpawner_64
Fandoms: Splatoon
06 Feb 2025
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Camp Triggerfish's annual Spring Hullabaloo is the biggest, most widely renowned music festival this side of Inkadia, and for their 50th anniversary, they've brought in some big guns! Wet Floor is on scene and eager to play - nothing like rocking out and also getting the freshest breath of mountain country air, right?
Looks like the next week should be pretty easy. You know what they say - if the zapfish are willing and the creek don't rise...!
...No, actually. No one says that. But funny you should mention...
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- Part 2 of splatband shenanigans
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A LONG-AWAITED APOLOGY (that which shall never come!) by SporkSpawner_64 for critbit
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
29 Dec 2024
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News travels slowly.
This is only natural, as news is most often carried on the tongues of the land folk, which means it can then only go as fast as the land folk are willing to; or perhaps their horses.
Still, you feel someone ought to have told you.
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ikkan has absolutely zero rizz (aka the worryingly rated, set-roughly-a-year-later companion to warabi is down horrendous because i'm a Maniac) by SporkSpawner_64
Fandoms: Splatoon
15 Oct 2023
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“I’m just not up for being charged for endangerment of the public, my bad. Oh.”
The ‘oh’ is because he almost runs into Warabi, who has for some reason decided to halt suddenly at the last step.
“Eep,” says Warabi. They lean their head back to look at him, piercings jangling again, bumping their head against his stomach. “Hi,” they smile up at him. “We have an issue.”
All Ikkan can say in response is “…mm?”
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heading: home by nikomedes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
24 Jun 2026
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cynosure, noun (cy·no·sure ˈsī-nə-ˌshu̇r)
- a fated partner, typically romantic
- the draw to one's fated partner
- [archaic] one that serves to direct or guide, from the northern constellation Ursa Minor
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to be understood by scarlct_vvitch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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Two days after their first contact—and more importantly, their first words—Grace sets up his thinking machine to speak.
Rocky does not need the assistance of a machine for Grace’s language. It is ugly and harsh to listen to, but it’s relatively simple to learn. That, and, well—Rocky was alone for a very, very long time before he met Grace. He maybe hangs on to each word a little more than strictly necessary. Grace only needs to tell him each word once for Rocky to know it forever.
Grace, though…
Well, he’s lucky Rocky is patient. Let’s leave it at that.
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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you weren't there that day for the Naming of Things by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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"Rocky did not understand human names and titles when we met. Eridian names longer, give information on Eridian's home, associations, skills." For the first time in ages, he positioned two of his arms together, forming the design that Grace thought of like a family crest, a single design bisected.
"You should teach me to read those before we get to Erid, so I can be polite." As Grace considered the linework, already picking up on some vague ideas from the shapes in Rocky's carapace, something else occurred to him. "So… I picked 'Rocky' because your outer shell looks like stone."
"And for inspirational story of athlete who defeats human system of poverty to become great champion. Eye of the tiger."
"Retroactively, yeah." Grace bent at the hips, getting to Rocky's 'eye' level. "So what'd you name me?"
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Teinopalpus imperialis- also known as the Kaisar-i-Hind, a swallowtail, known for its green hue and rarity.
They think they're like her. They're not.