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    Hail Mary, full of Grace (are you sure about this, Stratt?!) by ,

    Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir

    10 Jun 2026

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    A new us has begun by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    13 Jun 2026

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    “Oh, it’s a way for humans to tell each other they’re taken. To remember,” I say, popping a bunch more gummy bears into my mouth. Rocky makes a disgusted sound and I smile as I chew. “It’s just a nice way of showing they have someone they committed to.”

    Rocky freezes. I don’t notice for a good few seconds, not until I get the pressing sensation that he’s staring at me, his lack of eyes irrelevant.

    I turn to face him. He’s jittering, something like shaking from excitement or anger, I’m not sure.

    “Rocky?” I ask.

    “Grace have ring,” he points, and oh no. “Grace have mate? Why Grace no say!?”

    I hold up my hands before he can get too excited, though I can already hear a familiar sound, a repeating joyful and confused song start to escape from him.

    “No, no, no!” he freezes again. Deflates, a little. I sigh and run a hand down my face. “It’s… complicated.”

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    16 Jun 2026

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    everybody's got a plan until you're punched in the face by ,

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    17 Aug 2023

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    “Worry about him later,” Yáo ordered, “for now, make the farm. We can’t let both missions fail because we got distracted."

    The 3-person crew of the Hail Mary are headed back home to Earth, Taumeoba in hand.
    Or, at least, that should have been the plan if nothing was to go wrong.

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    Where the colors don't go by

    Fandoms: Derry Girls (TV)  

    15 Apr 2019

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    ‘Come on, don’t be a dick Erin, just spin it already!’

    She looks at all the familiar faces around her, and sighs in utter despair.
    There are about three boys playing, four counting James, and only one she's interested in.

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    James and Erin end up locked in a closet after an unfortunate round of spin the bottle. Hilarity ensues, just not for them!

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Can Nobody Keep a Bloody Secret? by

    Fandoms: Derry Girls (TV)  

    13 Apr 2019

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    Nobody, not one person in Derry, seemed to understand the meaning of the word "secret." James really should have been more careful while confiding his.

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