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But everything I say / I keep in the wrong side of my mouth by deathrooting (SourPuss), SourPuss
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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There is no sane way to tell someone you think visiting the dentist is one of the most intimate experiences a person can have, certainly there is no way to explain it without sounding perverse. A doctor can diagnose, treat and discharge you from the other side of a room, even nurses may touch the area of concern, but they are touching through the layers of viscera that separate the malady from a patient. Dentists only have their gloves, and in Denerim they hadn’t even bothered with that, to separate their touch from the warm, wet cave of your insides. Agata assumed her experience with dentists was similar to the devout upon receiving absolution, someone could come and crack you open and take out the bad parts.
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Agata Ingellvar is infatuated with her dentist. He does his best not to notice it.
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Amuse-Bouche by deathrooting (SourPuss), SourPuss
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
12 Jun 2025
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‘You will chew every mouthful twenty times.’
‘Ten.’
‘Fifteen, and I will be counting.’
Rook resisted the urge to scoff, knowing that disobedience was best meted out slowly. The stone floor was cold against her bare feet, and she could feel her skin prickle against the thin silk of her shift. Unlike most evenings, in which her and Emmrich dined together with easy, winding conversation, tonight a heavy air of ceremony lingered over the table. The sense had built throughout the day, from when Emmrich watched her clasp her blood-red choker around her neck as she dressed in the morning.
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Or, Emmrich has perfected the art of being tedious into a form of sadism, and Rook isn’t very good at following instructions.
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The Stars Came Falling on our Heads by deathrooting (SourPuss)
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age - All Media Types
07 Apr 2020
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Silence had become a challenge, a question of which she was recklessly determined to find an answer to, it beckoned her to slip her fingers beneath the surface and explore what laid beneath.
The threat of imminent death and oblivion isn’t perhaps the most romantic of situations, but Gwenna Tabris was anything if not unconventional. Or, a love story told in six evenings.
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Lionheart by GreywindsRising (SourPuss)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
31 Dec 2018
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She traced her fingers wistfully along the petals of her garland, feeling the white petals curl delicately under her touch, and once more wished to slip away to another world. A world where women like Cersei Lannister had space to be.
A Secret Santa present for lesbiancerseilannister! This is really just a very self-indulgent canon alteration, in which someone finally gives Cersei Lannister a sword!
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Lady of Sorrow by deathrooting (SourPuss)
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins
07 Oct 2018
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A short piece about Leliana's time in the Lothering Chantry before the Blight.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,346
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 133
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Heaven Help The Fool by serbarris (frerin)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
17 May 2026
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Emmrich Volkarin has been a civil servant for nearly 30 years. He intended to be an instrumental force in making real change across the country.
Calliope ‘Rook’ Ingellvar was stuck in a job that brought her no joy. Now, she is the head of office for Minister Lavellan, right in the heart of Thedas’ government.
He's disenfranchised, but she’s keen to change the world. The wheels of government turn slowly, but their relationship is anything but.
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yes is a pleasant country by foxflowering
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
18 Nov 2024
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“Do I really have to spell it out?” Rook lifts a brow — and all of a sudden, it is not anger which animates his features, but slyness, like a stoat in pursuit of a hare. “The age gap, it’s a turn-on. And not only for me, I think. You get off on it too.”
At that, all of Emmrich’s internal organs seem to squirm. Quite a curious sensation, really.
“I beg your pardon?”
In which that Act Three argument goes a touch different.
Bookmarked by deathrooting (SourPuss)
01 Jul 2025
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Simulacrum: Bird-Man meets Delinquent by jaindoe
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
25 Jan 2025
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She's destined for greatness and he's destined for goodness.
Or, a study of what Johanna and Emmrich's relationship may have looked like in their youth.
Bookmarked by SourPuss
03 Jun 2025
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Beta by CommaSplice for tafkar
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
20 Feb 2015
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After becoming obsessed by the wildly popular nighttime PBS drama, Summerhall, Cersei starts writing fan fiction only to find that she requires the assistance of a beta reader. Internet anonymity proves a blessing and a curse.
Bookmarked by SourPuss
20 Aug 2017