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Through numb lips I whisper your name by orphan_account
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Aug 2022
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Peter hovered his thumb over Wade’s contact, unsure of asking him for help. This was unexplainably embarrassing, but Wade seemed like the less drastic option than May or Gwen.
When the sound of someone pounding on the door filled the bathroom, Peter clicked Wade’s contact and put the phone to his ear. Muffled sniffles pulling free of his mouth.
It rang once, twice.
“Hello?” Peter sobbed at the sound of Wade’s voice. “Um, hello?”
Peter sniffled as he steeled himself,
”Wade? It’s me, Spidey.”
“Hey! Wow, I didn’t think you would use this number. You ready to go on a taco date?” Peter wanted to smile at the sound of his excitement, but his vision was swimming and his sense of awareness was loosening.
“I think,” he paused to hiccup, “I think that I’ve been like seriously drugged.”
“Where are you?” Wade immediately responded. All previous humour was gone, leaving a serious business tone behind.
“I’m at a party, in someone’s bathroom and the toilet seat is up,” Peter moaned, embarrassment weighed heavily on his shoulders. His first party experience was ruined already.
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- Part 4 of Spideypool Short Stories
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11 Jun 2026
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I Was on Fire for You by Butch3r
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
19 Dec 2023
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“Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”
“It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’
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Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~
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11 Jun 2026
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Weak Spots by ImpassionedWriter
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spiderman - Fandom, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
24 Dec 2015
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Chance meeting that results with Deadpool discovering Peter Parker is Spiderman and has sensitive spots on his wrists. This is soft-core porn.
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11 Jun 2026
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An Alpha's Instinct by Badbye for Chantilly
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 May 2018
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“An alpha would let their desired omega win to gain their trust and companionship."
Hearing that in a lecture from his professor left one Peter Parker dumbfounded. Wade and him often sparred, all those Peter won. Now the possibility that the alpha has been going easy on him shakes his sleep deprived mind. Wade lets him win? Because Wade likes him?!
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11 Jun 2026
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In Which Foggy Nelson and Matt Murdock Inadvertently Adopt A Webslinger and His (Possibly) Crazy Roommate by cosmicocean
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Daredevil (TV)
18 Sep 2016
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Where there's cherry pie, Criminal Justice homework, and a kidnapping.
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10 Jun 2026