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    Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Alvin figures out who Dave's been dating.

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    03 Jul 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    Harry Potter has a plan: prank Severus Snape on April Fool’s Day. What could possibly go wrong? (Hint: everything— and somehow, nothing at all)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    There’s a disturbing uptick in gun-related deaths across Musutafu City. Okay, fine, maybe the uptick is only a 0.8% increase over ten years, but that’s still a great excuse for Snipe to unveil his brand new Mass Shooting Training Plan in front of Nedzu and the UA faculty.

    God, Snipe can’t wait to shoot all these asshole kids.

    And if Bakugo and Iida are forced together in a high-stakes survival situation, well, that’s just a happy accident. One that’s going to really, really piss off Eraserhead.

    (Snipe isn’t feeling smug about that. Not even a little bit.)

    Meanwhile, Midoriya discovers something about himself.

     

    TLDR; Snipe has an absolute field day shooting Aizawa’s kids in the face. To teach them a lesson, or whatever. Yada yada gun safety, yada yada shooting drills, yada yada an excuse to saw off the end of a shotgun.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “So let me get this straight,” Arthur said, folding his fingers together as the man in front him awkwardly shifted. “You are under the impression if you win the favor of my servant that you will then win my favor?” he asked and the nobleman shifted again.

    “Well, sire,” he said “That is the common consensus among… the chatter.”

    “The chatter,” Arthur repeated and his mind flashed to all the kindness Merlin had received from other nobles. Dear God.

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    Merlin has all of Camelot (and neighboring kingdoms) wrapped around his finger and Arthur is beginning to resign himself to the fact his servant somehow has more power than he does.

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    30 Jun 2026

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