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    A guitar store employee discovers a strange guitar on the counter, its case covered in stickers for bands that don't exist and concerts in places that can't be found on any maps.

    On the drive home, he finds a deer in the woods. Not unusual for Oregon, but...

    This deer, this reindeer, talks. She has no idea where or even when she is - a lost girl, in all the ways that matter. But with your help...maybe, just maybe, she can find something to live for.

    Maybe it's home. Maybe it's to better herself. Maybe it's to make her own fate.

    Rules were made to be broken, and she knew that better than anyone.

    Love finds its way to the girl.

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    "Where do you live? If you had a fight with your parents, I can bring you back."

    Susie wanted to laugh, she really, really wanted to, "No."

    "What do you mean, no? Where the hell do you live, punk?"
     
    "None of your business. I'll piss off somewhere else, okay? That's what you want, right?"

    Susie has been homeless for weeks.

    She believes her luck has run out until one day, Officer Undyne finds her sleeping on a bench and offers a helping hand.

    (⚠ Warning: currently in the process of rewritting early chapters!)

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    29 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    Dess Holiday and Chara Dreemurr have reached a truce. Forced to share a SOUL, the Lost Girl and the Fallen Human are trying to navigate the pressures of Dess's daily life and relationships as two beings reluctantly sharing one body.

    Noelle Holiday is making things right. Still suffering from the trauma inflicted by the Player's manipulation, Noelle is determined to fix what she can and put the rest behind her.

    Kris Dreemurr is finding their place. Repairing their friendships after their possession, Kris is looking forward to a future of their own making, where they never have to hurt anyone again.

    But the sins of the past cast a long shadow, and that shadow has come to Hometown. A forgotten figure, left empty and abandoned, is about to make their presence felt. To finally break the cycle of trauma and pain will require unity, sacrifice, and the courage to face the past and take bold measures to create a better future.

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    29 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    Another day wasted… – Lea thinks to herself.

    The last semester. Adult life annoyingly knocks on the door. The future comes closer and closer, and the past flies further and further away. Lea wouldn’t be able to remember what was before today – months of her life swam away in a front crawl, down the drain, never able to come back again.

    A tear treads down her cheek, falling out of her amethyst eyes. The unbearable weight of standard, boring, passing days pushes down her shoulders harder and harder. The coiling noose of wasted time and unspent energy tightens, making it harder to breathe. And only the cold sky in the window, that crosses the horizon and far beyond, is her lonely companion, carefully and silently listening to her noiseless cry.

    Until one day a human student enters the swimming club for loners…

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  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Following the fight that led to Fang and Anon supposedly parting ways, Anon enlists in the USMC to get away from it all, despite the advice of his father.

    After a short and particularly tumultuous career, Anon is branded a hero, and then promptly discharged due to "injuries sustained in combat" alongside a close friend.

    Meanwhile, Fang and her family are still reeling from the consequences of their actions after he left.

    Will these directionless souls "change" and move on? Or will they maintain the status quo, festering in guilt and wrath?

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    28 Mar 2025