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He sat up, watching as he pulled out. “I can’t beliethe you made me come to that.” He scooped some onto his fingers and began to finger her, trying to put it back in. “You’re so thilly.” King Candy giggled, sighing.
She laughed and sat up, undoing his work as their mixed fluids leaked onto the bed. “We’re both silly.” Rocket kissed his head, then his cheek and lips. He laughed when she began to shower him with her smooches again.
“Thhop! That tickles!”
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Our beloved Reader was quite a peculiar person. They had a hobby of collecting 'ruined' plushes and restoring them to their former glory. They cared for their projects dearly, sacrificing their social life in exchange for contentment. They were scrolling through eBay for any puppets to fix and found three puppets on sale. Determined to fix them, they bought them.
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The Farmer and Krobus talk about their culture to one another. Relationships, language, pronouns. You want it? We got it.
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Waiting at The Drive Thru by Smooth_Armor
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Beast Wars (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2024
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Based on a skit Scott McNeil himself did in Botcon 2010- Dinobot, Rattrap, Waspinator, and Silverbolt all go through a drive-thru together. Hilarity ensues.
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That Damned Mythology Class... by BishopAzrael, Smooth_Armor
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom
10 Nov 2023
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After getting a mythology assignment and every classmate choosing all the popular mythical creatures, Mel goes to the school library to find a book on them. Instead, she finds a journal about The Slenderman. She reads all about him and uses him in her assignment, getting an A. How foolish she was to think there wouldn't be consequences...
TLDR: OC becomes a proxy.
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Pizza Tower AU by Smooth_Armor
Fandom Dominos "Avoid the Noid" Commercials, Pizza Tower (Video Game)
28 May 2023
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This takes place after the events of Pizza Tower. All the food themed entities from the tower are now living peacefully in Peppino's town. Hijinks still ensue.
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Interdimensional Intern by myncat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
25 May 2026
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After Mandroid was defeated and the Emberstone shattered, Nightshade is researching teleportation to gather the Embershards quicker, but a faulty device leaves them waking up somewhere completely different.
Meanwhile, Starscream is suffering alone on the Harbinger without his T-cog, until he discovers a strange bot on his ship...
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20 May 2026
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Very interesting. Check on frequently. Last read 5/20
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Waterboy catches a cold and calls off sick. Robert- ever the protector, goes to check in on the sick sponge. A trip to the doctor reveals somethings concealed and provides insight onto how waterboys powers work.
Say- how did he get his powers anyway?Or
The start to a multichap except its a little bit slow because the author loves exploring how super powers work medically and also its going to be IMPORTANT later. -
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The villain's face turned blue. Robert was suddenly face to face with the memory of Shroud’s neck in his hands, blood rendering his face unrecognizable, watching as the life drained out of his eyes - so much anger, so much pain, the sick satisfaction he felt after it was over.
Being a hero was the worst part of him as much as it was the best part of him.
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Robert Robertson has to make the decision to return on the scene as Mechaman, or return to his life of dispatching. Regardless, his decision is in vain when he's the only one able to go on a mission covertly after a hospital is hit with a hostage situation and a bomb threat, since the public doesn't know his real identity. Herm honestly just wishes Robert’s happiness didn't overlap with getting in harm's way.
Takes place on the route where Robert kills Shroud, Invisigal embraces heroism, and Robert doesn't romance anyone.
Slowburn WaterMech feelings ensues.
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- Part 1 of Ocean Waves
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Things have been good— besides some lingering regret over not killing Shroud and the careful consolidating of corporatizing Mecha Man with dispatch work, Robert’s been alright. Hell, he even bought a bed recently.
Things spiral pretty quickly when he’s a victim of some sort of bizarro mugging and gets turned into a cat. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even rank in the top ten worst experiences of his life.
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- Part 1 of I Think You’re the Cat’s Meow
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Torrent: a violent stream of water. This is my self-indulgent Watermechabae fic where Herm snaps at his team and scares, and seduces, the shit out of Flambae.
There will be blood and biting and sex later.