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Sweepy's Shoujo Life by Acerze
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
31 Dec 2025
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Sweep Tosho, self-proclaimed magical girl and witch, feels that she's entered the popular phase of her life. And she's not sure how to feel about that quite yet...
Note: A little snippets anthology I plan to add to periodically, featuring Sweep Tosho and the Umas that she had offspring with IRL.
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01 Jun 2026
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chapstick by WhySoYurious
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ | Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
17 Dec 2025
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in which oguri cap discovers the wonderful world of lip balm.
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01 Jun 2026
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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- Part 2 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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30 Dec 2025
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how hungry by amillionshadesofrose
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ | Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray (Anime)
24 May 2026
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Belno Light, a handler for the ICA, has been assigned a new agent. What she doesn't know is that her new agent is a cannibal who has closer ties to her past than she realizes.
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06 May 2026
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Hi-Touch by testosterdile
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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"The only logical conclusions are that you harbor some secret contagion transmitted exclusively through uma-to-uma contact, or—” Tachyon reached a hand toward Digital. “It’s me.”
Her fingers were nearing the soft of Digital’s cheek when Digital noticed. She pulled back, hard, falling onto her tail and dragging it across the floor as she scrambled away. If it wasn’t for the fascination growing hot and wolfish in her chest, Tachyon might’ve felt somewhat hurt.
Instead, she laughed.
Or; Digital feels unworthy to touch the skin of other umas. Her girlfriend helps the only way she knows how.
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20 May 2026