Slipperysith



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    Sakura, after being struck with a space-time Jutsu, is pulled through both time and space into a reality that shares familiar faces, although everything else is turned upside down.

    The Uzumaki rule the pearl rich seas in the East, next to their closest allies The Senju, who rule the West and South. The Uchiha Family are the current warlords of the North; renowned warriors and fearless kings.

    Apothecaries, above competent soldiers and beautiful consorts, are highly sought after. They’re rarer than gold after the last war destroyed their ranks, making sicknesses more lethal than anything else in the world. People are willing to kill for apothecaries, and, unfortunately, Sakura could be keyed as just that.

    (Not to mention she's under the gaze of the entire Uchiha lineage, including the feared general, Uchiha Madara, who seems willing to give her the world, if only she would let him)

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    27 Jul 2026

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    ”Careful,” A rumbling voice says in her ear, his breath warm on the bare skin of her neck. “You’re chakra drained. Moving now would be unwise.”

    Sakura wants to snap that of course she knows that she's a doctor, but the words die in her throat as she stares into a very familiar face.

    ”You must be Sakura-san,” Madara says in a calm, steady voice, guiding her to find her feet under her. The corner of his scarred lips twitches as he admits in a rumbling voice; “I have heard so much about you.”

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    Shin wanted to enjoy her new forest cottage-core life filled with plant magic and homemade meals in peace.

    Too bad Konoha took offense to that.

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    16 May 2024

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    Kakashi made half irritated, half inquisitive noise. A curious combination.

    If she ignored ANBU or just gave them the suspension seal, she would have probably had enough chakra left to reactivate the full defense system, and Konoha's interest in her would be minimal since she wouldn't showcase mokuton. Shin had time to ponder on that one and it made her pissed at the stupid decisions she made. "Ugh, doesn't matter. I'm gonna go mope separately from you."

    With that, she left him and threw herself on the bed in her new room. She just wanted this day to finally end.

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    Cursed spirits are usually born knowing what they were supposed to do, apparently.

    "Apparently" is pretty dubious because Obito was not exactly born but more like spat out of death's stomach with absolutely no idea of what to do next.

    On the upside (more like downside) there's a Kakashi-look alike with a god complex and Obito really wants to fist fight god.

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    There's a new curse that Gojo Satoru has the perfect conspiracy theory for. (To be fair, no one takes interdimensional ninja into account.)

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Uchiha Obito is a special vessel.

    They had security in place after all, Satoru realizes. And that security was Uchiha Obito himself.

    If a vessel were to die and the curse takes over- if that were to happen-

    There needs to be a monster to face down monsters. To take it back, to know ‘seals’, to obey orders.

    Whether it was in the body of a friend, a comrade, another vessel-

    Who better to face down those monsters than another- another which has an unimaginable monster of their own?

    Uchiha Obito didn’t exorcise regular curses, Satoru realizes.

    He had specialized in exorcising monsters.

    Monsters that wore the bodies of friends.

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    After the Boys(TM) leave Konoha, Sakura is left all alone. Luckily, Kakashi doesn't abandon his teammates and takes it upon himself to make Sakura his apprentice, much to Lady Tsunade's frustration.

    Turns out, "Kakashi's Apprentice" is a position that comes with a lot of attention. Wanted or otherwise.

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    04 Apr 2024

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    Oh, sealing application. A—what?—day or two after her first introduction to seals? Great.

    “Well, I better tag along and make sure my cute little apprentice doesn’t do anything too awe inspiring,” he said jovially, not at all joking.

    Sakura laughed.

    “Yeah, who knows, Shisho,” she rolled her eyes, voice full of sarcasm, “I might reinvent the hiraishin, or something.”

    Kakashi tried not to think about that too hard as a possibility.

    Sakura stopped, squinting into the distance, head tilted in thought.

    Oh, gods. She gave herself ideas.

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    What if Sakura was placed on a different team, and her spot on Team 7 was given to another?
    Enter Team 4, under Genma-sensei: Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Neji and Nara Shikamaru. Put together on paper they make the perfect infiltration and retrieval team!
    In practice? It takes awhile.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    “You’re fraternizing with the enemy,” Neji said stubbornly once he was safely on the ground and finished spitting out water.

    “I’m going to karaoke with Ino,” Sakura said, her tone flatter than an ironing board. “If anything, she’s fraternizing with me.”

    “The exam starts in a week!” Neji insisted and it was really a miracle he’d not stomped his foot to emphasize his bratty mood. “You could use some discretion!”

    “Oh my god!” Sakura yelled. “Just say you’re jealous and want in on it!”

    “I want in on it!” Neji hollered.

    “Fine! Six pm, you great idiot! Don’t be late!”

    “Fine! Guard!”