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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Ryland Grace thought that working on secret government science projects and then being basically bitten by a radioactive spider and then turning into a gosh-darn superhuman would be the wildest thing that ever happened to him. Because why wouldn't it???

    But then one day, after coming home from his perfectly NORMAL job as a school teacher, he senses something. Something new, yet familiar. After trying to chase his best friend's worry away (that certainly won't bite him in the butt, no....) he walks into his house and finds...NINE other spider people. A good chunk of them, by the way, are TEENAGERS and he's pretty certain that he shouldn't be ok with literal kids runninga round risking lives. He's a teacher, for crying out loud!
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    Based on this post by Kyri45 on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/kyri45/819704501625847808/was-inspired-by-the-wonderful-post-by

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Zelda discovers the Shrine of Resurrection--and its current occupant. She awakens the warrior within and the two must find a way to defeat Calamity Ganon together. Chaos ensues as Hyrule tries to make sense of a man out of time.

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    The Ancient Hero is placed in the Shrine of Resurrection to heal. He emerges 10,000 years later to find his entire race gone, no memories, and facing round 2 against the Calamity. The feral cat man AU nobody asked for.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Robert knew better than to enter glowing cottages in suspicious not-woods. Every horror story, fairy tale, and survival instinct agreed on that.

    But he was already dead.

    So might as well.

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    Or Robert dies embarrassingly.

    Then is revived by cosmic Editors, labeled a Plot Hole, and is shoved back into the past with all his memories intact.

    So he acts accordingly and decides to flirt with danger, probability, and anyone who gets in his way.

    The timeline was going to survive.

    HR? Negotiable.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.

    Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.

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    Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    (Movie AU) What if Mario and Luigi both ended up in the Darklands together?

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    02 Jun 2026