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Ron’s face twisted.
“But don’t expect me to stand here and watch you act like a—”He hesitated, just for a heartbeat, as if even he knew the next word was unrecoverable.
Yet he still said it.
“SLUT!”
The word slammed into her so hard Hermione felt the world tilt. Her ears rang, her vision narrowed until all she could see was Ron—
He didn’t look ashamed, or confused, or even surprised at himself.
He looked…satisfied.
Like he was the one who’d been wronged, like he’d finally said the one thing he’d been holding in, the one thing he wanted to hurt her with.
Hermione’s stomach twisted viciously. She took a step back, air clawing at her throat, her fingers trembling around the strap of her bag. Her lips parted, but nothing—nothing—came out.
Ginny’s scream tore through the silence. “RONALD WEASLEY—HAVE YOU LOST— ”
Harry was right behind her, horrified. “Ron, what the hell did you just—”
Too late.
A voice cut in, sharp as a blade sliding free of its sheath.
“Weasley.”
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- Part 1 of The Dramione Slut Universe
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26 Feb 2026
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When Hermione's stuck in boring Ministry meetings, she lets her mind wander. It's not like anyone can hear her thoughts, right?
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She watched as Malfoy's fingers wrapped around his fancy feathered quill, flexing with each stroke as he meticulously penned line after line of notes. His fingers were long and elegant, the kind her mum would’ve deemed “fingers made for playing the piano.”
But Hermione thought his fingers were made for far more exciting things.
Fingers nimble enough to easily undo the back buttons of her knee-length pinstripe dress. Fingers gentle enough to skate across her jaw, leaving a fiery path behind, fingers firm enough to find home in her unruly curls, to fist at the root and pull, just enough to feel just right.
Fingers made to be buried in a woman’s cunt.
She was jolted from her thoughts by the sharp crack of Malfoy’s snapping quill.
“Excuse me, so sorry,” he muttered as all eyes turned toward him.
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19 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy, CEO of Malfoy Holdings, is busy with work and needs to get his matchmaking mother and a host of rapacious society gold diggers off his back.
Hermione Granger desperately needs cash to care for her parents who are suffering the effects of a backfired memory charm reversal.
Draco’s solution: Hire Granger to be his fake girlfriend.
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“Granger, I don’t have time for courtship. I’m too busy for champagne and flowers and coddling a needy witch. I just need someone to accompany me on business dinners and when I go to galas and cocktail parties without the complications or expectations that a girlfriend would bring.”
“Why me?” she asked.
Draco gave her an ironic look. “Because you’re the last witch who would ever want to marry me.”
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02 Feb 2026