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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    After the reclaiming of Erebor, Bilbo makes a decision that forces Thorin's hand.

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    Favorite Place - Humbear
    Steady as Stones - Woodlock
     

    Single scene. Bare minimum plot for buildup's sake. This is my first fanfic so this is just fan-service. I'm the fan. It's for me.

    *Khuzdûl translations at the end!*

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “It seems that your bravery has done the impossible and sparked a truce between us and the Elves, fragile as it may be.” At this, the Dwarf king smiled wryly. Who would have thought that a soft Hobbit would have so much sway over the two most powerful figures in this region?

    Bilbo Baggins did not respond. He had been deeply unconscious for the past seven days.

    Thorin Oakenshield tried not to let his heart break.

    An AU retelling of the events before, during, and after the Battle, but not necessarily in that order.

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    19 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    After a night of revelry, Thorin discovers Bilbo in a compromising situation.

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    19 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Bilbo Baggins led a rather peaceful life, thank you very much, until an old acquaintance decided to turn it upside down, and he found himself agreeing to take a job that’s… let’s say not exactly up his alley, and might eventually cost him a little more than his treasured cozy lifestyle. Who would have thought tutoring a slightly menacing monarch’s more than slightly overbearing nephew could prove to be such an adventure?

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Thorin goes into rut during a council meeting, becoming dangerous to everyone around him, and there is only one omega they can call to try and calm him down: Bilbo Baggins.

    What follows is possibly one of Bilbo's worst plans: get Thorin to chase him through the halls of Erebor, and face the consequences when he catches up to him.

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    21 Jun 2026