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    When he was a child, Bilbo was told of soulmates. They were a legend, really, so rare they only happened in the shire every few hundred years- but his parents had sworn up and down that they were meant for one another, cut from the same cloth or different sides of the same coin.

    Bilbo had believed, and wished himself- that one day he might find his other half.

    And then his father died, and his mother turned into a shell of herself, alive but really quite half-dead.

    She’d died a few years later of natural causes, yet far too young.

    Bilbo wonders if there’s such things as soulmates in Dwarven culture.

    Or: hobbits soulmates will die if their other half does. Bilbo finds out the hard way.

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    09 May 2026

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    Bilbo has been living in Erebor for a while now, but he's surprised when he learns from Balin that he's caught the eye of a few of the mountain's dwarves.

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    09 May 2026

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    For the kinkmeme prompt: Everyone wants John. And by everyone, I mean EVERYONE. Lestrade, Mycroft, Mrs. Hudson, Sally, Anderson, 'Anthea'. Jim, Molly, Toby. It's such a shame that Sherlock doesn't share. Or better explained as: Sherlock's reaction to finding out that everyone wants HIS John, and how he told them to piss off and get their own Watson

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    05 May 2026

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    Proposing shouldn't be this difficult.

    Written for this prompt at the kink meme: Remember that episode of Friends where Chandler is going to propose to Monica and how he pretends that he doesn't care about marriage so she'll be really surprised? How about a version of it with Sherlock and John with Sherlock being the one that wants to propose but pretends that he has no desire for it?

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    Lestrade entered the flat prepared to find a consulting detective sulking on the couch due to the lack of cases but instead found a short blond man, wearing an oatmeal jumper, who was limping down the hallway towards the door.

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