ShadyCarson
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Having your partner ask what's wrong with your dick mid coitus is probably the last thing you want... but then again, having that same partner possibly break your nose during said coitus is also pretty bad.
A comedy of errors. Rhys' luck, and R&D being the real evil on Helios.
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- Part 1 of What the hell R&D?!
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Play the perfect wife, survive Eddie Gluskin, survive Mount Massive.
Bring down Murkoff.
Happy Wife, happy life.
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Handsome Jack is dead. Rhys is devastated that his hero died two weeks after he started at Hyperion. But all is not lost! The late CEO's ghost is happily terrorizing the employees on Helios, and Rhys is determined to meet his idol. Dead or Alive.
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100% Turkish Cotton by ShadyCarson
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Nov 2020
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He just wants Wade to take care of himself! Is that too much to ask?!
Apparently not...
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Tony has an idea in his head about Steve's sexual experience, and what he would want in the bedroom. Thinking he is doomed to have sweet romantic sex for the rest of his life, Tony accepts his fate. Steve has something to say about that.
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Johnny was just as fucked in the head as Simon was, even if it was in a different way, and he’d wanted to plunge into the depths of that psyche the moment he’d realized it. Wanted to know what made Johnny tick, if it was the brutality or the adrenaline that made his pupils blow at the sight of an explosion, if the lingering glances at Simon were from desire or hunger.
or: Soap pays a visit to Ghost; the entryway is as far as he gets.
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- Part 2 of what's a freak to a nympho
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04 Jul 2026
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i don’t care how far, just wait (dawn) by thejanuscript
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
26 Jun 2026
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“Would you come with me?” Simon asks quietly.
“Where?”
“Back out to sea.”
A sharp needle of pain zips up Johnny’s earlobe at his words. He winces, features pinching, but he doesn’t wrench himself away like he would have done before. Johnny lets Simon hold him, leans into the familiar chill of his fingers, hoping it’ll chase away the throbbing pain.
Johnny laughs through it. “I doubt yer captain would be all that welcomin’ of a siren aboard his Jolly Roger.”
The crease between Simon’s brows smooths out. “But if he was?”
Johnny smiles sadly, watching the way Simon’s eyes glint with that pirate greed. That hunger.
Simon is a fool. A sweet, kindhearted, gentle fool of a man and a shitty excuse for a pirate. The thought makes Johnny’s heart clench painfully in his chest.
“Aye,” Johnny says, meeting Simon’s eyes. “I would.”
OR: The countless times Johnny unknowingly aids a pirate captain, and one time he saves him.
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26 Jun 2026
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swordguy3 has tapped you by JeanCher
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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Sanji needed help. He didn't have anyone. That was the other thing about leaving. He'd left in a hurry, and he'd left alone, so now he was stuck in an apartment with a broken sink and no one to call. He picked up his phone. He stared at it for a long time trying to come up with something. He downloaded Grindr at eleven-thirty and felt genuinely insane doing it. He set up a profile with no picture and the bio "my sink is broken and I can't use my kitchen please help I am not joking.”
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5 times Zoro fixed things in Sanji’s apartment, and 1 time Sanji returned the favor
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22 Jun 2026
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5 times Soap gets away with things that no one else could ever. Others would get stabbed and maimed for it, but Soap? Soap can do anything ;)
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20 Jun 2026
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Five Times Soap Stopped Someone Taking Ghost’s Mask Off, and One Time Ghost Took It Off Himself
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19 Jun 2026