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    Rodimus finds himself in the most ridiculous situation of his life, but he shouldn’t be surprised. Of course he’d end up falling for an alternate version of Megatron even if it was a monumentally bad idea.

    Cracking his optics open, Rodimus forgot every word he’d ever known. Because staring down at him, mouth drawn back in a familiar snarl, was none other than Megatron.

    Not his Megatron, obviously. But close enough to make his spark stutter in confusion. This version was younger, less worn down by time. Still, the crimson optics, the way his helmet curved, the massive fusion cannon humming inches from his face?

    Yeah, he was similar enough to his own Megatron that Rodimus knew he wouldn’t hesitate to pull the trigger.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “Analysis complete,” Soundwave cuts in. “Sparkling: available.”

    Ultra Magnus attends several critical meetings, sends a carefully-worded interfactional memo, and develops crucial protocol documents in an unreasonably short timeframe.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    After leaving the Praxian Enforcer unit to live with his sparkling's sire, Prowl's new life is one of loneliness and jealousy as Tarantulas obsesses over him, cutting him off from everything and everyone for the sake of holding their little family unit together. One fateful, stormy night leads to Prowl fleeing the violence of his home with Springer crying in his arms. Lost and frightened, he manages to find a hidden house deep in the woods, where its strange inhabitants jovially take him and Springer in - determined to show the pretty Praxian the love he deserves, even if its in their own weird ways.

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    31 May 2026

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    Harry had only wanted to get the Hoover Dam tour over with, he didn't know what he did wrong. Why did that mysterious cube turn him into a robot? Had everyone known there was a huge laboratory underneath the dam? And what was going to happen to him now?
    Poor Harry felt lost in his little Sector Seven cell. But it wasn't all bad, at least he had Lord Megatron there to protect him.

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    05 May 2026

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    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS INCOMPLETE???

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    Starscream wakes up on the battlefield as a sparkling with no memories of how he got there. It's not the Decepticons that take him home, though: it's the Autobots. The feared Deception Second is now a cute, precocious sparkling with no memory of the enemies he's now living with.

    (or, Optimus found a sparkling and adopted him instantly. It's hardly the first time.)

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    25 Apr 2026