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    “What did you call it?” Simon asked, placing his hand on Grace’s hip. His fingers slipped under the man’s shirt, causing his angel to moan. Simon loved how vibrant blushes looked on Grace. His angel looked like a tomato. He couldn’t help but tease the man. “When we talked about EDEN and Earth? Something exchange?”
    Ryland whimpered as Simon began rubbing his side. Every touch was electric. God, he was sensitive. He swallowed, throat clicking loudly. “Cultural exchange,” Grace answered.
    “Yeah. Cultural exchange.” Simon chuckled, “Let’s do that. Let me show you how we make life.” He pulled Grace to him, chest to chest.
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    You saw the first tag. Will make more sense if you read the first fic of the series, but not entirely necessary.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
    Human.
    Rocky had said Human.

    Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
    Chapter 1: Getting together
    Chapter 2: FILTH

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Before you got put into your coma, shit, even after, you didn’t think you’d find yourself in this situation. Ask yourself when you were 10, what would you be doing in your mid-30s? Well, 10 year-old you would have many answers, pursuing your dreams, being a superhero, maybe talking to your best friend.

    The real answer would be watching a convict from an alternate reality, and the 8th grade science teacher from Grover Cleveland middle school, make-out. With their hands touching you, touching each other, eyes closed and not realizing they’d been tonguing each other.

    Regardless, this is much better than pursuing your dreams.

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    In easier words, you want Ryland. Ryland wants you. You want Simon. Simon wants you. They also want each-other.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Rumours have spread of a ghost haunting Cleaner Headquarters in the late hours, with the only hint of its existence lying in the common room fridge, always emptied by morning. Some claim it’s something far more sinister, but most believe it’s just Rudo with the late-night munchies.

    Determined to uncover the truth, Tamsy and Enjin recruit Zanka and Rudo to stage a surprise attack. While the four lie in wait, only two survive the encounter.

    Or: Terribly sick and craving a snack, you run into Tamsy and Enjin, who insist they have the perfect recipe to cure your cold: a very hands-on remedy that involves turning you into their snack, all night long.

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    28 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    sanji and reader have to share a bed. reader is insecure about her weight, sanji is really turned on. sex insues.

    (requested on my Tumblr @discomfort-honey )

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    14 May 2026