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    A Low-Effort Account of High-Stakes Nonsense

    Holly is done with saving the world. After a war, funeral after funeral, and one unfortunate wish made to a magical room with no sense of boundaries, she ends up somewhere very far from home—and very much someone else’s problem.

    Now she runs a not-entirely-legal bakery in a city where flour is political, dragons are supposed to be terrifying (hers is the size of a teacup), and minding your own business is practically a crime. She’s got no interest in thrones, titles, or noble nonsense.

    Which is exactly why the nobles won’t leave her alone.

    All Holly wants is to survive, stay unimportant, and keep her pastry case full. But when a certain highborn woman starts showing up for tea, Holly finds herself dragged—reluctantly—into court gossip, royal secrets, and a mess big enough to topple a kingdom.

    She didn’t come here to change the world. But the world keeps showing up at her door.

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    Soul marks were a rare gift from the gods themselves, none dared to ignore, often transcending beyond class or creed. Many believed the gods of Westeros tended to move in mysterious ways - whether old or new mattered not. Oftentimes, they only made the sometimes perilous lives of those who worshipped even harder, many begrudgingly thought, as these bonds tended to interfere in the political games of lords and nobles. So when Tobho Mott’s most promising apprentice, at the age of one and ten, held out his wrist, a blistering mark of a circle enclosed by a triangle with a line through it, the master smith simply dismissed it as no concern for a lowborn boy and set him hard at task once more. Despite this, and unknowingly aware deep down, the gods had already set the board for their latest game.

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    Mira Shetty was a disaster.

    She did not want to be in England. She did not want to go to Hogwarts. She definitely did not want to become a weapon for old white men she had no qualms about letting die. But when has she ever had a choice?

    If she was going to spend the rest of her dreadful life stuck in Hogwarts, she might as well make the most out of it.

    or, in which james potter and sirius black are one and the same in a lot of different ways. they both love cauldron cakes. they both love firewhiskey. they both love queen. they both love the same girl.

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    Director Harry Potter of the DMLE had been hunting the remains of Death Eaters after the Battle of Hogwarts for years...and now, finally, the last hideout was found, however...a mysterious ritual with an unknown language that will change his life...forever.

    Meanwhile, a certain Realm's Delight was flying without knowing that her life and destiny was about to get more exciting.

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    Percy Jackson is done.

    Done with quests. Done with prophecies. Done with gods who treat survival like a favour and freedom like a luxury.

    So he runs.

    Gotham City is far enough from Olympus that even the gods hesitate to look too closely and strange enough that Percy can almost convince himself he’s just another student trying to get a degree and stay out of trouble.

    It doesn’t help that he can’t really smell properly anymore. Tartarus made sure of that. Instincts come in broken pieces now, like someone handed him a map with half the ink missing and expected him to navigate anyway.

    Which makes Gotham extremely confusing.

    Because people keep… doing things.

    Standing too close. Touching his shoulder. Leaving jackets. Looking at him like he belongs somewhere near them.

    And occasionally - very occasionally - someone tries to scent-mark him.

    With ascension looming over his shoulder, three very confusing alphas, and one cute clone that he knows he shouldn’t feel anything for, Percy’s plans to stay out of trouble start falling apart around him.

    Percy came to Gotham to disappear.
    Gotham has other plans for him.

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