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Branzy's in need for some quick cash. He says yes to a sketchy commission that he normally wouldn't. It's quite a surprise when he learns the customer is Clownpierce, reputedly the most dangerous man in the city. And in a twist of events, he hires Branzy. So what do you do when you're a redstone genius that's deathly afraid of your employer? Flirt with him, obviously.
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Clown gave a lopsided smile, his teeth sharp. “When it comes to what really matters, the house always wins, love.”
Branzy nodded thoughtfully, turning back to the machine. That makes sense then. He’s never been the best businessman—Rek was the expert on that normally. And—
“Hang on,” Branzy suddenly said, turning back around, “What did you just call me?”
Clown blinked innocently.
He stared at Clown for a moment more, before abruptly turning back to the machine. Branzy poked around in the mechanical guts, trying to keep his heart from picking up speed. Had Clown been … he couldn’t have been. Could he? Was he flirting?
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Biohazardous weapons, blood, and flirting-but-not-really included. Not beta read.
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02 Jul 2026
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Entry of the Gladiators by Thrills (IWantToRemainASecret)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, lifesteal
13 Feb 2024
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Branzy moves into his new apartment and discovers his neighbour has... unusual music taste.
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- Part 6 of Thrills LifeSteal Fics
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02 Jul 2026
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@bloodnguts
Uh hey, did anyone else just see the Clownpierce randomly start chasing a fan with his scythe?- @lotusbread
Saw it too! That poor guy wtf! Run purple eyed guy run!- @ClownPierce
HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DONE.
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- Part 4 of Thrills LifeSteal Fics
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02 Jul 2026
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Where the Heart is by Nootmare101
Fandoms: Bannerfall SMP, Decayed and Decrepit (Web Series)
07 Jul 2026
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After the exile from his Kingdom, 4C isn’t sure where he can call home anymore. The Blue Kingdom sure didn’t want him, especially now that Nom was the monarch, and he was confident that the Moonlit Swamps wouldn’t want him back either without his cloak. He isn’t sure where to go, but he knows he can never return.
But after waking up on a shoreline with sand in his hair next to a grave with his own name written on it, 4C realizes that he is much too far away from any sort of home: and strangely enough, he wishes nothing more than to go back.
OR: BF!4C in decayed and decrepit but i character analysis about it
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- Part 5 of Noot's Decayed and Decrepit Fics...
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02 Jun 2026
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He’d been naive.
Stupid, foolish, and naive.
Too kind, too nice, too forgiving, too trusting— Too loving. And all he has to show for on this bridge, a divide between two kingdoms, is lily petals.
Pure white, as innocent as snow, yet stained with dried blood, a side-effect of his own magic growing too potent inside of his body. They show his heart’s desire in the shaky palm of his hand, and with it, proof that he’ll never get what he wants. That he isn’t loved back, that it’s unrequited, that instead he’d die a lonely, excruciating death soon. That all he’s worth is his temporary crown, the lies he’s been told, the distrust he’s been given, and the flowers that once blossomed underneath his feet, and now bloom inside his lungs.
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Or, Scott Goldsmith was once a half-elf mage by the name of Scott Springwell
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01 Apr 2026