ScreamingHellion
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kol nidrei by ScreamingHellion
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Jun 2026
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Jews don't go to Hell.
And yet, one has.
Olive did not ask for much from this life. A quiet soul leading a quiet life in a quiet desert town, she was free at heart from the typical pitfalls of desperate mortality - hunger for power, fame, fortune, all these things sounded just plain stressful beyond worth, to her ears. But a bleeding heart and sensitive spirit can land a person in more trouble than Olive could have ever imagined.
Confused, frightened, and heartbroken, Olive must find a way to navigate her circumstances, discover why this fate befell her, and overcome trials of the very soul itself - come Hell, come high water, or come Gehinnom.
She just wanted to be left alone.
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Rhea Avila is a long way from home.
A volunteer militant in an international brigade fighting in the Spanish Civil War, her home country of Greece is a distant memory in the killing fields of the Iberian peninsula. She came to kill fascists, and gets more than she bargained for when an illithid nautiloid snatches her from the frontlines, and unceremoniously dumps her on the unknown shores of an unknown land in an unknown world. Discombobulated, lost, and terrified, Avila must embark on a treacherous journey she did not ask for to track down a missing comrade, find a way home, and confront her own skeletons along the way. All the while, forces familiar and new alike align against her and her newfound allies to eradicate any small glimmer of hope they might try to cling to.
For a woman so embittered and so cynical, such things are rare, and precious, and heartbreaking.
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Hellsing's Specialist Corporal Zemira Makhabi is a strange little woman. Serving as a shock trooper on one hand, and consultant on Judaic affairs on the other, to make up for the Christian organization's blind eye where matters of G-d's Chosen are concerned, she is situated in a precarious position. A position made that much worse by the woman's love for a good fight, lack of a silver tongue, and being haunted by old family ghosts she can't seem to lay to rest.
That, and the fact she's shagging the No-Life King.
For this, there are sure to be consequences. The extent of which is beyond the comprehension of anyone at the rebuilt Hellsing Manor. A grueling ten years following Millennium's defeat, new evils older and fouler than mere Nosferatu are resurging unto the human realm with a vengeance. HaShem willing, Hellsing will be ready. Especially if a certain headbanging little Canaanite has anything to say about it.
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- Part 2 of scarlet song of the hasmoneans
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the definitely accidental entanglement of a muckraker by ScreamingHellion
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
23 Sep 2025
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Anaïs Gagneux is a fish out of water.
To be "saris adam" is to walk off the beaten path, and the bookworm-turned-anthropologist in question is no exception. Armed with an endless font of wounded dignity, Anaïs, the eldest daughter of a French immigrant family, has made the world her oyster in a way few can claim to have done - especially so for an Orthodox Jew, well and truly "off the derech." Despite prospering from this chronic wanderlust, she, like so many of her people, is a woman on the run from memories better left buried.
This relentlessly curious socialist's hard-won sense of security seems doomed to come to a screeching halt when her employer, Velvetone Records Inc., in the interest of freshly-minted talking machines, dispatches her on her furthest voyage yet. Stars align to place her on a fast-track collision course with her contact for a historic oral history interview - retired Hashira, Tengen Uzui.
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Sequel to Interview With the Impaler.
It has been a long, painful year. After your scholarly consultation at the Hellsing Organization went so terribly awry, you've undergone an agonizing twelve months of mental deterioration and malaise. Hidden away from the world, buried deep in your professorship, you've coped your way through an endless minefield of triggers, stressors, and dancing shadows.
When the symptoms borne of a vampire bite begin to grow intolerable, something is bound to give.
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- Part 2 of Clandestine Scholarship
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scarlet song of the hasmoneans by IroncladHellion (orphan_account), ScreamingHellion
Fandom Hellsing
08 Dec 2025
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You meet Alastor completely on accident on Christmas day. Things sort of spiral from there. A holiday meet cute with horror undercurrents.
A year of holidays and developing relationships.
Takes place pre-canon.
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07 Jul 2026
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Velvette might have been planning to tear off the wings of the angels and make herself a dress, but now she’s found herself captivated by the young seraphim that’s helping the princess of Hell build bridges between them and Heaven. So now, she’s determined to show her affection, if just to lure the pretty bird to her new gilded cage.
Aka how Velvette becomes a sugar mommy to an oblivious Emily.
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- Part 5 of Bangs/Reverse Bangs
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02 Jul 2026
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Now that sinners know that redemption is possible, Charlie and Vaggi have been more busy then ever. And it's been taking a little bit of a toll on their love life.
Five times Charlie and Vaggi just try to have a moment together, and the one time they succeed.
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- Part 4 of Bangs/Reverse Bangs
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By the look on Rosie's face she’d be rolling her eyes if she had them. “Oh, I suppose I’m just feeling some latent frustration, is all. I had a deal fall through and didn’t have a chance to be mad about it before things fell in place again.”
“If everything’s alright then why are you still mad?” Velvette demands, pressing closer against the older overlord.
Both Carmilla and Velvette give her a look that makes Velvette feel particularly young. She scowls in response, burying her head in Rosie’s chest. A strategic retreat, no ulterior motives there.
Cackling, Rosie’s hand moves to pat Velvette’s back. “Oh, you just perk me right up! I’m fine, sweets. Just a little wound up.”
“Is there anything we can do?” Carmilla asks, voice a gentle hue compared to her usual stoic tone edged with irritation.
“Yeah,” Velvette pulls back, smirking and fiddling with a button on Rosie’s high collar. “Maybe I can be your toy for the evening? You can hurt me if it’ll make you feel better.”
“Oh, babydoll,” Rosie smiles, her voice darkening as her nails dig into Velvette’s waist. “Very tempting, but I’m afraid I may be a bit too… mean.”
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- Part 5 of A Poppets Teatime
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Velvette had a penchant for getting on Carmilla’s nerves, given she was the second oldest overlord still living and Velvette herself was the exact opposite. However, she couldn’t deny for long her rebellion was due to feeling she didn’t dare admit until Rosie had come between them and deduced her bratty attitude was just a meager cover up. Now, after an evening spent in Rosie’s home, Velvette spends the night between them with her thoughts running wild and an ache between her legs she simply can't satiate.
OR Velvette gets called out for her bullshit and she tries to masturbate quietly while Carmilla and Rosie sleep
(Birthday gift fic!! Also inspired by a twitter comic!)
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17 Jun 2026