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  1. Rec *

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    Qui-Gon Jinn has just returned from Tatooine, where he found the Chosen One and fought a powerful, trained darksider. Now, though, it seems the galaxy itself is turning upside down, as his padawan is acting odd, the Council knows things he has yet to tell them, and no-one is making any sense whatsoever. What did he do to deserve this?

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    15 Jun 2026

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    SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today

    This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.

    Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.

    Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
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    15 Jun 2026

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    “What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.

    “Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”

    “Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”

    In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “I found a sith,” Qui-Gon says over the crackle of the vessel's comms.
    There is silence.
    “A sith?” Plo repeats.
    “Correct.”
    “What kind of sith?”
    Qui-Gon pauses again; this time, Plo can imagine him looking thoughtfully over his broad shoulder.
    “A little one,” he finally answers.

    (AU where Qui-Gon brings both Obi-Wan and a young Maul back with him from Bandomeer, and Master Plo Koon trips and falls into taking on an unexpected apprentice.)

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.

    Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.

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    02 Jun 2026