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Konoha is a mess. Sakura, Shikamaru and Ino have some ideas. These ideas include adopting a bunch of orphans, meddling in village politics, fiddling around with jutsu, seizing the means of production and ultimately turning the Haruno clan into something worth respecting... and maybe even fearing.
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When Sandaime-sama sacrifices himself to save the Namikaze family during Naruto’s birth, the threads of fate are rewoven. Loose ends have been either tied up or cut off. Lives are changed for better or worse.
Sakura’s trying to figure out where her fate has landed.
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30 Jun 2026
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In official practice, Scent Theory was a private clinic whose aim was to soothe afflicted Alphas utilizing a treatment plan of skin-to-skin therapy. Or as Lavender had renamed it, cuddle sessions. Unofficially, Hermione found herself as an accidental matchmaker for feral Alphas and omegas.
Or, the one where Severus Snape is a Stage 4 feral Alpha whose scent sends Hermione Granger into a spontaneous heat.
Written for Potions & Parchment's 2026 Scratch that Niche Fest: Trope Edition. Winner, “Most Tropes” and “Hit the Spot”
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26 May 2026
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The witch knew not the length of time she spent with the fae, only that when she finally escaped that dreamlike world, she no longer possessed the magic to return to the mists of Avalon.
Or, moments after the devil’s head falls from his shoulders, he wakes up again in the House of Hope to the familiar sounds of a nautiloid crashing through the hells. With a chance to redo it all knowing what he knows now, he decides a more personal approach may yet work in his favor. Unfortunately for him, the longer he spends in paradise, the less himself he becomes.
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01 May 2026
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One moment Sakura is dying bitter and alone, the next she is waking up in a room that she's never seen before. She quickly puts together that she somehow managed to dimension hop. Just as swiftly, Sakura realizes that saving the world was clearly a job meant for other people like Sasuke and Naruto. New life, new attitude.
One moment Kakashi is happy with his father, the next he is dead. He can't sleep. Kakashi trains himself into the ground. He still can’t sleep. He wants to be better than his father. He still cannot sleep. The village hates him because of what his father had done. Sleep eludes him. Things change when he runs into a house.
One moment Minato is trying to figure out his student while trying to balance his duties, and then next Kakashi flipped his entire demeaner. He is still a sarcastic little menace, but he’s far more open to Minato’s teachings. He knew he made mistakes with his student, but this change in life happened while he was away.
As in: Sakura decided to become the problem, Kakashi is the problem and the solution, and Minato is the solution.
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26 Apr 2026
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The world ended with a whimper, and the "Golden Trio" were the only ones left to hear it.
With the combined strength of the Rinnegan, the Nine-Tails, and a desperate Uzumaki seal, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura land in a peaceful Konoha, years before the apocalypse.
But they aren't the children the village remembers.
They are here to save the future. But first, they have to survive the ghosts of their past.Bookmarked by Schwazz
10 Feb 2026