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The line goes silent. Dead silent, at least from Jude’s end. Erling hopes, prays, even, that Jude can hear him fucking his fist. That in whatever hotel bed he’s staying in, Jude’s fisting the sheets, maybe his cock, too, to the mental image Erling is painting for him.
“Are you seriously doing what I think you’re doing?” Jude’s exactly where he wants him, back to the goal, locked onto him, and only him.
“Depends,” Erling huffs. It sounds gruff, even to his own ears. “What do you think I’m doing?”
or Haaland feels...inspired by recent social media trends to give his old friend Jude a call.
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“Something about how we’re going to beat Norway using your pheromones against Erling Haaland.”
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Sid’s heart jumped and stayed high, quivering behind his ribs. He had slept on the flight from Toronto to Warsaw, and studied his phrasebook between Warsaw and Moscow, and hadn’t been nervous at all until this moment. It was only Geno, after all.
Geno, who he hadn’t seen in a year and a half. Who had hesitated on the phone for many long, painful seconds when Sid first proposed this visit.
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07 Jun 2026
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"Geno, we know you’ve said you want to play another year here, but would you come back and play another year in the NHL even if that wasn’t with the Penguins?"
Sid’s trying to keep his mind on the gaggle of reporters in front of him, half-listening to everyone around him, though he can’t help but glance towards Geno when he hears his friend get the question. (The same one Sid’s expecting to get any moment now.) It’s fine. They’ve been giving the same answers for years now, every time the trade deadline looms and management again drags their feet and forgets Geno’s a legend in his own right. It’s always been the same response: Only for Pittsburgh. Always with Sid. So Sid expects nothing different —
"Yes."
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“You come to see how a real alpha fucks?” Zhenya teases.
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