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3 what the fuck is ‘Murder Mode Modules, Do Not Touch Except For Situations That Necessitate Lots Of Murder?'
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SecUnit 3 is a CombatUnit.
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Two SecUnits walk into a sporting goods store and have to interact with a human employee.
No one gets hurt.Bookmarked by SatisfiedFish
14 Jun 2026
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‘It… became a casualty.’
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It's not going to kill you, says 1.0 in our private feed. You can stop slinking around like a terrified fauna.
I am not a terrified fauna.
I feel like a terrified fauna.
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I could tell that Eight Nought wasn't all that excited about the thought of me leaving; we'd had more "random" security drills in the last fifty cycles than we'd had in the entirety of my contract up to that point. Seriously, I could recite the protocol for dealing with raiders in my sleep by the end - if you're boarded, try overpowering them; if they're too heavily armed, try to reason with them; if they aren't interested in negotiating, remain calm, send a distress signal, and hope for rescue.
And yet, no amount of drilling actually prepared me for having a raider casually stroll onto the control deck.
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Three flexes its freedom on the open road across Preservation, and learns the basics of solo-travel when it finally checks its social feed.
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- Part 2 of Procedural Learning