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    Apocalypse: Star Rail might be the worst game Dr. Veritas Ratio has ever played. In what world is murdering half the known universe for no reason even remotely reasonable? What kind of game kills off its most compelling characters just for shock value?

    Also, why is he now in the game — and as a damn NPC, out of all things?


    【 Activation Code: “Moronic developers, moronic game.” It is our sincere wish that during your time, you can fulfill your desires and, in accordance with your wish, transform a piece of moronic work into a magnificent, high-quality, first-rate classic. Bound Role: Unnamed male NPC of the Veritas Prime star system, age 0. 】

    【 Congratulations! Welcome to Apocalypse: Star Rail, version ██! 】


    Well. If these idiot developers can’t take constructive criticism, Veritas might as well construct the criticism himself… by forcibly inserting himself into a plot where he’s never existed.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    After the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry is alone and struggling to find a way to hang on to his sanity when an unexpected boon walks into his house and kidnaps him to Gringotts. The Most Noble House of Nott is attacked and Theodore is left with nothing but ashes, a single gemstone, and the burning fire of something bigger than himself lodged forever in his soul. Lucius Malfoy suffers a momentary lapse in sanity and raises his wand against the Dark Lord. The lines between light and dark, good and evil, blur together and disappear entirely. All the while, Harry goes searching for who "Just Harry" is and keeps coming back to a dark-eyed Slytherin he never thought he'd call his friend...

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Izuku getting his Brand New Super Suit doesn't turn out quite like Katsuki planned, but he'll be damned if he's going to let that ruin everything. It's fine. Everything is fine.

    He's just going to have to find another way to make that dumb oblivious nerd stand by his side for the rest of their lives.

    [ Spoilers for the entirety of BNHA, volume 42, and chapter 431 in particular. ]

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    11 May 2026

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    “You love Dynamight,” Kota said.

    Izuku let out a long-suffering exhale. “I beg your pardon?”

    “You forgot Hero Dynamight over your girlfriend,” Kota continued. “That means that he’s… he’s the love of your life.”

    Kota’s cheeks reddened like he was embarrassed about what he had just said. Izuku stared at him. He didn’t know a Hero Dynamight. But there were a lot of heroes he didn’t know. The world was a big place, after all.

    “You grew up together,” Kota barrelled on. “You tell us all the time how the two of you are friends. He guest lectures here sometimes. You… you don’t know who I’m talking about?”

    Izuku swallowed hard as he looked at Kota’s face. If this were any other student, he wouldn’t believe it. But Kota wasn’t the type to joke or kid around, especially not with something of this magnitude.

    Izuku accidentally gets hit with one of his students' quirks and temporarily forgets the love of his life - who is not, as it turns out, his current girlfriend.

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    03 May 2026

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    Every time Gray met Natsu’s eyes, there was that look in them that made Gray’s stomach clench.

    “How’s dyin’ gonna settle this, Gray?” Natsu had snarled at him, clutching his arm with a desperation Gray had never seen in him before. “’Cause it sounds like you’re runnin’ away, to me.”

    And then, because he had been blindsided and impulsive and devastated, Gray had tried it again—had tried to sacrifice himself for the greater good, for Ur, for Lyon. After all, what importance was his life if it meant saving countless others? If it meant being with Ur again? With his mom and dad?

    But Natsu had stepped right into the line of fire of Gray’s Iced Shell, square shouldered and a finality in his voice that struck Gray in the chest. “Go ahead and cast your spell. But I’m not movin’.”

    Or: I deep-dive into Natsu and Gray's trauma throughout the series, how they lean on each other, and how they seem to be growing closer than they ever thought they could be. Gratsu Retelling of the Fairy Tail series with in-between scenes as I see fit. Lots of angsty / fluffy fun ahead! Garnished with spice.

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    25 Apr 2026