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“Welcome challenger! This creator has analyzed the person you are fond of most, then cloned them a hundred times! Please complete the following task(s).
1. Find the one you long for most.
2. Eliminate all imposters.
3. To eliminate, simply say [ eliminate number. xxx ] according to the numbers on their shirts.
4. Time limit : unlimitedGoodluck."
What the hell has Nagi got himself into today?
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“Reo, what's your type?”
"Pianists! Their hands! Definitely their hands. Even a blue collared man's hands can look elegant so long as they can play a piano well. A piano is so simple yet.. so complex! It's..
Bla bla bla" so Reo's type isn't Nagi? That's got to change.
What are the chances Nagi becomes a piano genius and forgets about it all at the same time all because of the influence of one man?
More likely than you think.
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"Reo, let's go out."
"Hm? No Nagi, someone needs to watch the cat today."
Oh. Right. That cat, that damned cat.
One of Nagi's biggest mistakes, letting Reo stop by that alleyway.
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After being taken on emotional rides, reo limousine rides, and literal limousine rides to blue lock. Nagi trips.
".. it's been a long time since I've been on a date with Reo."
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In which Nagi goes through three restless nights, for the most well rested night on the fourth.
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the road to heaven, as paved by bad intentions by ineffmoth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jul 2022
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Luo Binghe formulates a foolproof plan to get revenge against the high school teacher who almost ruined his life by banging said teacher’s younger brother.
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Shen Yuan unintentionally and unknowingly uses his ass to reform an Imperial-grade douchebag.
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17 Jul 2026
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Childe needs money bad, so his friend Diluc hooks him up at this place called “The Garden”, a telemarketing company where all he has to do is to pick up and answer clients’ calls. Yup. He can do that. Just a simple, normal, totally-not-a-sex-hotline job.
Cool beans.
Spoiler alert: His boss is fuckin’ hot and Childe wants to bang him. Not cool beans.
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19 Mar 2026
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Zhongli...is actually Mr. Zhongli?! by RissaChen
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Jun 2022
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"....There is no way this is your house." he looked up and up, and up to the point his neck had cracked from how high he had looked up, even the sun is blotched out from the height of his mansion.
"Yeah, no, maybe that one's your house." he points at a shorter more modest house.
Zhongli laughed though, but gestured for him to come closer, pressing at the intercom there.
"I'm here, open the gates."
"Yes, Mr. Zhongli."
And it fucking opened.
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Inspired by a tweet from @honiixmilk from twitter, chapter 1 at least, chapter 2 is really self-indulgent.
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19 Mar 2026
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“Oh, is this the new dispatcher you hired?” Nagi asks, but his eyes are already back on his games. “I recognize him. He's that rich guy who shows up on the news.” He tilts his head. “… Why is a Mikage a dispatcher? I mean… doesn't he hate superheroes?”
With a perfunctory smile, he looks down at Nagi. “Well, Nagi, I'm here to inspect the dispatching job within Blue Lock! I want to see just how well the so-called real heroes of the hero world do when they're the ones sending heroes out on missions!”
Nagi blinks, but he still doesn't look as interested as he should be. “Oh, so you're like… an inspector or something?”
“Or something,” Reo replies, keeping his spirits up. “I'm going to be one of your dispatchers! I think.”
After Reo's suit is destroyed after fighting a villain, he is hired by Blue Lock to help dispatch former supervillains who are taking the steps to become heroes. There, he meets the biggest headache of them all, Nagi Seishiro.
or: a NagiReo dispatch AU (you don't need to play dispatch to understand.)
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21 Nov 2025
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Laurent leaned against the door frame, his eyes gleaming something foul. “Edamame, want another job?”
Makoto wasn’t all that surprised, he couldn’t be at this point. “Sorry, can’t. I’ve got a kid.”
“Aw c'mon, just imagine— a what?”
Makoto adopts a kid. Trouble ensues in the form of Laurent.
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24 Oct 2025