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  1. Gibson Boy by

    Fandom Drive (2011), RGCU - Fandom, The Place Beyond the Pines (2012)

    20 Jun 2026

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    snippets into the lives of a carnival mechanic who has a penchant for violence and a handsome stuntman who can't seem to keep away from him. will be a mix of fluff, smut, and really just whatever I feel like.

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  1. Rec 32

    click (the way that cars crash) by

    Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026) RPF, Actor RPF  

    11 Jun 2026

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    His ears are suddenly ringing. Three bourbons in and he can feel that warm weight settling low in his gut as he looks up at his friend and hopes the smile is welcoming. James knows it’s probably more than welcoming: slow and lazy, an invitation his friend won’t ever take, but. Sometimes he slips.

    At least 75 percent of the world is in love with Ryan Gosling. James doesn’t bother to lie to himself about whether he’s part of that category.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    switch me on, turn me up by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    17 May 2026

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    “No.” Rocky said, cutting Grace off. “Grace big.” His carapace did a slow tilt in a very pointed ‘look down’ kind of motion.

    Grace swallowed hard and looked away from Rocky with another laugh, albeit more awkward and forced than before as he reached for the pipette.

    “That’s kinda something you’re supposed to pretend you haven’t noticed, pal.” He said stiffly and adjusted his weight on the chair. Maybe if he just silently acknowledged and made peace with how pink his face was it would go away.

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    or, alternatively: grace has a massive dick. rocky is ovulating and horny about it.

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    22 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 24

    Something Good by for IMNOTNOONE2 (Fanficburner), Hanji_kun

    Fandoms: Stay (Movie 2005), The Gray Man (2022), The Place Beyond the Pines (2012), ryan gosling cinematic universe - Fandom  

    08 Jun 2026

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    Henry finds himself smoking on a balcony while escaping the stuck-up crowds of an art exhibition he is attending. Courtland Gentry seemingly falls out of the sky and lands by Henry's side. After a brief exchange, their lives are changed forever.

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    21 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 15

    ho ho ho by

    Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

    18 Jun 2026

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    "Once March sees what he’s packing…? Poking tastily out the top of these festive red (of course) satin panties? With little fucking mistletoes embroidered onto them??? That doesn’t seem like the worst possibility. Yeah. Holland can give him a little kiss there, for sure. It’s only tradition.

    He thinks fast, which is difficult, because Healy’s rubbing his gorgeous fat dick all over March’s pussy. Getting in between the lips, spreading all the liquids around. Because March has been wet since he started slapping this kid. This is, different, energy-wise, to his usual, he thinks. Usually he’s more, lie back and whine and look pretty-pretty-Pretty. Can be a hell of a brat, for sure, when he feels like it, feels like winding Healy or whoever up to their limit. But he’s always been a bit of a coward, physically. Taking it - sure. Got that down to a fine art now, post-Healy. But not usually the one throwing the punches. He guesses this fucked up little cutiepie just brings it out of him."

    Or, The Nice Guys Agency goes undercover at the Annual Midsummer Santa Claus Convention-Competition.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    be like a woman to me by

    Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    It was a stupid fucking idea. That had already been established beyond reasonable doubt. However, Healy was not entirely opposed to stupid ideas, and often encouraged them, even passively, just to see what happened. That's how he ended up here, wasn't it?

    It seemed to happen in a blur. It wasn't like there was a discernible point in which he could've thrown up his hands in disgust, or exhaustion, or- or-

    “Y'like?” March was leaned up against the orange wood of his bathroom door frame, the pale backlight lighting him up like a star. “Is it convincing, at least?”

    ──

    Holland March taps into his feminine side for a case. Jackson Healy, despite himself, also really wants to tap into March's feminine side.

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    15 Jun 2026