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    Lan Wangji attempts to speedrun every conversation about queerness or differentness that has occurred in the household from Sizhui’s perspective. He cannot properly recall any except one: always turning the radio off when a certain, outrageously-out singer comes on.

    “I think I should tell you a story,” says Lan Wangji.

     

    In the early 2000s summer heat, a decidedly straight Lan Zhan meets a boy called Wei Ying. Later, Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Wei Ying said, “You know, in some ways I’m kind of depressed. I took your biggest dick on my first try. Now I don’t have anything to build up to.”

    “There are bigger ones available,” Lan Zhan said lazily. “I can pay for express shipping.”

    (Lan Zhan works the late shift.)

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    15 Jun 2026

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    If Wen Qing had realized sooner that she wasn’t in the afterlife or hallucinating, but had actually traveled back in time, she’d have done things differently. There’d have been less murder, for one thing.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.

    Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”

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    Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…

    “What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”

    “Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.

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    Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    The thing of it was: Jin Zixuan did not enjoy the giving of gifts.

     

     

    An account wherein, while trying to do something nice for his wife, Jin Zixuan (completely accidentally) fixes everyone's problems.

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    01 Mar 2026