Rumshop
Recent bookmarks
-
Blue by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 May 2025
Tags
Summary
Lan Wangji attempts to speedrun every conversation about queerness or differentness that has occurred in the household from Sizhui’s perspective. He cannot properly recall any except one: always turning the radio off when a certain, outrageously-out singer comes on.
“I think I should tell you a story,” says Lan Wangji.
In the early 2000s summer heat, a decidedly straight Lan Zhan meets a boy called Wei Ying. Later, Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian.
Series
- Part 1 of Twitter Threadfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,497
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 785
- Kudos:
- 1,052
- Bookmarks:
- 300
- Hits:
- 13,656
Bookmarked by Rumshop
16 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Wei Ying said, “You know, in some ways I’m kind of depressed. I took your biggest dick on my first try. Now I don’t have anything to build up to.”
“There are bigger ones available,” Lan Zhan said lazily. “I can pay for express shipping.”
(Lan Zhan works the late shift.)
Bookmarked by Rumshop
15 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
If Wen Qing had realized sooner that she wasn’t in the afterlife or hallucinating, but had actually traveled back in time, she’d have done things differently. There’d have been less murder, for one thing.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,192
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 724
- Kudos:
- 8,264
- Bookmarks:
- 2,989
- Hits:
- 56,493
Bookmarked by Rumshop
11 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.
Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”
and
Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…
“What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”
“Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.
and
Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.
Series
- Part 1 of So you married a monster
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,669
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 464
- Kudos:
- 3,875
- Bookmarks:
- 627
- Hits:
- 26,582
Bookmarked by Rumshop
09 Jun 2026
-
ask until your heart gets it right by Stratisphyre
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
The thing of it was: Jin Zixuan did not enjoy the giving of gifts.
An account wherein, while trying to do something nice for his wife, Jin Zixuan (completely accidentally) fixes everyone's problems.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,828
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 523
- Kudos:
- 7,527
- Bookmarks:
- 2,050
- Hits:
- 40,375
Bookmarked by Rumshop
01 Mar 2026