Rumpleteazer
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Starlight and Snow by Rumpleteazer
Fandoms: Barbie: Star Light Adventure (2016), Barbie - All Media Types
22 Feb 2024
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After saving the galaxy, King Constantine brought the team of heroes on a press tour of the inhabited planets. On one of these planets, Sal-Lee and Barbie take time to themselves for some new experiences.
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Reality Show Host Kidnapped By Gollum (Not Clickbait) by Rumpleteazer
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2023
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AU where Chef saves Chris in Total Drama All-Stars episode Zeek and Ye Shall Find
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Quintin (head of Research & Development at the North Pole) has drinks with his husband Bernard while Santa is on his Christmas Eve flight.
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Hiding in the Trashcans (Something’s Waiting to Pounce) by Rumpleteazer
Fandoms: Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber
31 Oct 2020
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“Quaxo. What’s the one thing I asked you not to do while watching Jemima.”
“…Raise the dead.”
“And what did you do?”
“Raised the dead.” Quaxo and Jemima admitted together.
Munkustrap pinched the bridge of his nose. “I really don’t know what I expected.”
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Bustopher Jones and the Disappeared Emeralds by Rumpleteazer
Fandoms: Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber
20 Feb 2020
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When a rich cat's emerald collar goes missing, detective Bustopher Jones and his nephew Mr. Mistoffelees are on the case.
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Chance of a Successful Retrieval by Brushtail
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
26 Dec 2025
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When a terraforming inspection team from The Divarti Cluster is cut off from rescue by a deadly storm, they think the one team member from Preservation is foolish to expect a rescue. Dr. Ratthi knows that his friends will come get them no matter how bad the odds seem.
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04 Mar 2026
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A Good Landing by Mighty_Ant
Fandoms: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
24 Aug 2024
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Who is Launchpad McQuack?
In trying to find the answer, Dewey uncovers a mystery greater than he could've imagined.Series
- Part 1 of A Good Landing
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19 Dec 2025
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You're lucky I love you, you idiot by dooplissss
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
21 Oct 2025
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Murderbot doesn't realize how beloved it is. It's going to take a lot of convincing.
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24 Oct 2025
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"No, it's fine," Julian said automatically. "But, Garak, is everything all right?"
"Captain Sisko wanted to see me," Garak said—which was so conspicuous a refusal to answer the question Julian had asked that it almost didn't qualify as an evasion. He pulled out the chair opposite Julian, and sat.
"Captain Sisko? Why?"
"Well, apparently," Garak said, "Cardassia has lodged a formal request with the Federation for my extradition."
(Or: Garak has a problem. Julian marries him to fix it. Except that means Julian also has a problem, albeit of a very different kind.)
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25 May 2025
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So Slowly, We Moved Together by EdosianOrchids901
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984)
18 May 2025
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Holmes has always been uncomfortable with physical contact, but sometimes it’s necessary. Once he realizes that Watson will respect his boundaries, he starts to wonder whether touch is always unpleasant.
Or: Five times that Holmes was uncomfortable being touched, and one time that he enjoyed it on his own terms.
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19 May 2025