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    out of focus, eye to eye by

    Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    04 Nov 2023

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    “You know…are you still in the market?”

    Loki raises his eyebrows. “Oh, for the, uh,” he sets his hands out in a wild gesture that he hopes somehow makes the mark, because he doesn’t know what an ATV even is—

    “Oh, no, no,” Mobius says. He’s smiling, now, for some reason Loki can’t quite understand, eyes sparkling in the sun, soft color in his cheeks. “I mean—sorry, I haven’t done this in a while. That was a bad line.”

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    A Construct Walks Into a Bar by

    Fandoms: Outlaw Star  

    01 Dec 2009

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    Gene and Melfina are getting married. This story isn't about them. Through certain contrived circumstances, Harry and Fred commiserate together. Installment plan, dumb bar jokes, tan lines, but no superintelligent cacti. Sorry.

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    How to File Form 39-B by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    31 Jul 2005

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    The first time Iruka met Hatake Kakashi, he was still on some pretty good painkillers.

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    12 May 2026

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    Or. by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    11 Feb 2021

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    He should've told him. Or he should've quit. Or he should've said something. Or he should've stopped it. Or he should've done something. Or he should've said anything.

    Or. Or. Or.

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    Paracelsus’ Theorem of Unknowing by for Strangemagpie

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    21 Feb 2026

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    “Who let this sociopath play darts!” roared Harry, holding his arm.
    “Oh, relax, it’s only a flesh wound,” Draco tutted, taking aim (at the dart board) with his final dart.

    The Slytherins and Gryffindors have been brought together by romance (Pansy and Ginny), friendship (Hermione and Blaise), and a shared interest in quidditch (Ron and Millicent). Four years in, there are only two holdouts.

    Everybody agrees that whatever their problem is, Draco and Harry just need to shag it out.

    All that’s left? Convincing them. Luckily, Luna has a solstice ritual to perform, and she needs help.

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    03 Apr 2026