RowanInTheBitches
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A college freshman guy unknowingly signs up for 4 years of 24/7 nudity, public masturbation, and even full-on public sex.
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- Part 1 of Human Sexuality Scholarship Program
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28 Feb 2026
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Brave Boys is the best app for courageous boys looking to have some fun, make new friends and earn money along the way! Just download the app, give it some information and join the next round!
No purchase necessary. The only skills required are bravery, and the willingness and ability to follow instructions.
Any instructions.
No matter what.
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- Part 1 of Kinky Kids LLC
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12 Feb 2026
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In Which Wild Avoids Meeting the Gang by CuteButAlsoStabby
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
23 Nov 2021
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"From what I saw, it looked like a teenager – maybe sixteen or seventeen? Blonde hair, blue tunic. Had a sword and a bow. I tried to approach, but uhh… long story short, bad timing on my part, he saw something weird and I think I might have spooked him. He pulled out his bow before I could even blink. I think it was a warning shot? Hard to say. I tried to calm him down, tried to talk with him, and that’s about the time he threw the bananas and ran off."
Basically a "gang meets Wild" fic where Wild is a skittish, traumatised, low self-esteem loner who is very stealthy, very fast, not particularly honest and also capable of teleporting. Shenanigans ensue. Features a mix of humour, fluff, hurt/comfort, angst and action, with some of that tasty found family stuff. Things work out eventually, but expect emotional and physical owies along the way. Major themes are in the tags, with some additional CWs listed in the chapter notes - see Chapter 1 for a consolidated list.
Characters and basic premise are from the Legend of Zelda series and the Linked Universe AU, plus some common headcanons from AO3. Not LU canon-compliant. Please DO NOT repost any of my fics.
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- Part 1 of Tragicomic Disaster Fam AU of the LU
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Bookmarked by RowanInTheBitches
18 Jan 2026
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August, the new trans masculine employee, starts his job as a housekeeper at a manor full of vampires. And just like that the game of manipulation begins.
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A story about a handful of very traumatized vampires meeting a very traumatised human. Hijinks, healing, and hickies ensue.
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05 Nov 2025
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Once upon a time there was a royal bloodline cursed by an evil magic.
It was passed down for generation after generation, and at this point, the reason for the curse was lost to time. Each first born son of each family bore a curse that could only be broken by true love.
His Majesty Hadir Vovran had been cursed so that every potential lover was transformed into an animal, and he had to kiss them, hoping that it would be true love’s kiss to turn them back to normal.
His Majesty Thomior Vovran, Hadir’s first born, had been cursed with a permanent erection which turned out to be quite popular with his lovers. It was only in the presence of his True Love would his cock soften.
Originally, Chastity was mistaken for an eldest daughter, and the kingdom gave a sigh of relief, content with waiting for another birth and delivery before they would know the curse that would haunt the next generation.
It wasn’t until Chastity was around fifteen years old that a correction to the family records had to be made.
Chastity was, indeed, not Thomior’s eldest daughter, but truly his eldest son.
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25 Oct 2025