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In which Usopp is ping-ponged between two idiots who don’t know how to talk about their feelings.
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“Pardon?” Usopp asked, face a mask of both terror and confusion.
“The cook, I’d like to tell him how I feel,” Zoro grunted.
“I—well it seems to me like you’ve already told him how you feel, plenty of times,” Usopp stammered, “Just this afternoon I heard ‘give me booze,’ ‘fuck you, curly,’ and ‘you look like a wet napkin in a thunderstorm.’”
“No,” Zoro sighed, trying to muster up all the patience he could, though he couldn’t resist snickering a bit at his last ingenious quote, “I want to tell him how I really feel.”
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21 Jun 2026
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Zoro is on board with Mihawk’s initial plan: Mihawk negotiates a sham political marriage with Germa, Perona flirts with some prince for weeks, and Zoro waits for the fight at the end.
He’s not on board when plans change, and now he’s the one marrying some stupid prince.
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19 Jun 2026
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Sanji had lived his entire life wondering where his soulmate was. He had imagined their first meeting every chance he got. So what happens when he misses it? When he meets his soulmate during a busy rush at the coffee shop he works at and has no idea who it could be?
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18 Jun 2026
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Sanji’s father always told him to stay away from the edge of the forest that grew a mile away from the castle.
That’s where the Fae hunted for unsuspecting prey, he’d said in the beginning, when Sanji still had potential. They feasted on human flesh, and swapped children out for doppelgangers with too-large eyes and too many teeth. It was not a fate befitting of a Vinsmoke, the king said. By the time Sanji was nine, his father made it clear that being switched out with a Fae child would be an improvement.
Sanji is ten years old when he meets the changeling boy, and only two more than that when he had his own funeral. A war erupts in the name of a scapegoat. When the Fae king of the Sun Court makes a demand for royal blood as payment for peace, Sanji isn't at all surprised to be the chosen sacrifice.
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10 Jun 2026
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Through the power of a strange new devil fruit encounter, Sanji gets turned into an anchor between universes. Zoro doesn't really get to help his crew deal with this, though, because the instant he makes contact with the cook, he's teleported right next to the man again.
Only this time Sanji's wearing different clothes, and looking at him weird. And they aren't on the Sunny anymore. They're in some weird, gray kitchen, and Sanji's holding a weird looking piece of technology, and also looking at him like he doesn't know who the hell he is.
"Who the hell are you?" Sanji says, and it's his voice, but with an accent he doesn't recognize, and Zoro realizes something is very, very wrong.
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Modern AU Sanji / Canonverse Zoro. I know it’s a weird premise. It spoke to me.
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05 Jun 2026