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Do You Really Want To Hurt Me by Average_Redhead_Enthusiast
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Jun 2026
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Okuyasu suspects that Josuke is a werewolf and is just trying to be a good boyfriend
Josuke is trans and trying to get through his period
Misunderstandings ensue
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22 May 2026
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Spock uses the fact that the Captain is ‘touchy by nature’ in order to steal Vulcan hand kisses from him.
Jim is not as oblivious to his actions as Spock assumed.
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11 Mar 2026
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You're an ex-villian who's superpower is being able to transform into a wolf beast. Your time in the ZTeam starts out great, but transforming so frequently quickly catches up to your body. You try to solve it yourself, but it doesn't work, resulting in you collapsing in the office and Robert finding out about your caveat.
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Werewolf hero needs affection to run and thus becomes very closeley aquainted with the team. POLYCULE ZTEAM ENSUES- Language:
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16 Dec 2025
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May the Odds Be Ever Against Her [On Hiatus] by Nikushxmi
Fandoms: Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002), The Eltingville Club (Comics)
30 Mar 2026
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The Eltingville Club has a problem: endless 2-2 deadlocks on everything from whether Aliens is better than Alien to whether Return of the Jedi even counts as real Star Wars. Bill Dickey, self-appointed president and chronic arguer, decides the only solution is to recruit a fifth member, someone with knowledge, passion, and the ability to break ties (preferably in his favor).
Josh Levy thinks he might know someone. An old friend from back in the day, someone he used to trade comics with and argue about X-Men until three in the morning. Someone who definitely knows their stuff and won’t back down from Bill’s gatekeeping bullshit. Someone who could actually fit right in with their dysfunctional basement club.
The problem was, Josh very carefully not mentioned to Bill and the others that Y/N was, in fact, Y/N. As in, a girl.
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13 Dec 2025
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Who Would Win a Lip Sync Batman or Superman? by Friendoffrogs
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
15 May 2026
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“Who do you think would win in a lip sync for their life, Batman or Superman?” Kon asks after a good 15 minutes of studying. Tim sighs; he got enough work done.
“Depends on the song, Superman is winning most upbeat songs, and Batman is winning the ballads.”
Kon raises his eyebrows, “Yeah, I guess you’re right, but I’d argue that Supes would fuck up a ballad- he’s got that earnest vibe.”
“I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘boy scout', boy scout.” Tim gives Kon a small smile, then gets an idea, “How about I play a song randomly, and that is the one they’re facing off to?”
or a series of lip scync battles leads to some feelings realizations
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13 Nov 2025