RealmOfTheAbsurd
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Young Alfred F. Jones is Kidnapped by a Russian mafia Underling by request of the big boss. When powerful Ivan Braginski hears of this, he starts to plot his revenge against the man who ruined his life. How? It's simple. He makes the young abducted boy fall in love with him, but what will Ivan do when he's the one falling? Falling further into love and lies that is.
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Three Words by shadows_at_midnight
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Aug 2022
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On a bit of an extended hiatus until I finish school (July 2025)
A sharp, resonant blow through the horn, and Peter gave a final squeeze before dropping Gwen’s hand. Gwen wasn’t yet aware, but they wouldn’t be running side by side. Not this time. Being a beta, Gwen would have a better chance if she were by herself, without Peter’s scent drawing alphas to their location. It wasn’t entirely uncommon for betas to finish the run and secure their freedom, their mostly neutral scents giving them a natural advantage. For omegas like Peter, it was a completely different story.Bookmarked by RealmOfTheAbsurd
18 Jul 2021
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Love Me Sweetly, Kiss Me Softly by StarkerKeyz, theMadStarker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Feb 2021
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A quick little discrete sniff gives Peter so much intel on his new customer. His scent reminds Peter of warm summer nights and maybe oak?
Peter likes warmth. Peter likes summer nights.
"Wow, buddy, calm that nub down," Ned laughs behind him as he passes by.
Tony hides his laugh behind a hand, knowing he couldn't possibly hide his fangs. His tail lifts higher in excitement and starts wagging stiffly back and forth as he waits, hoping that the stalling and the bouncing is a good sign. It’s been ages since Tony tried dating someone, and never a bunny.
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21 Jun 2021
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Pictures of Spider Man('s Ass) by greenflyer13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Dec 2021
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“I’m going to need pictures of Spider-Man’s ass.”
Deadpool gets interested in Spider-Man’s photographer, and Peter discovers he might have something of an exhibitionist kink.
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27 May 2021
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Shutterbug by DerRumtreiber
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jan 2021
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"Oh my God. I told you my name. I told you my name. Oh God."
It's lucky the alley by the coffee shop is empty, because Peter is about to hyperventilate.
"Well yeah, technically you did, sure. But you really think I found your address and real phone number and didn't manage to catch your name, too?"
Oh yeah, there's the panic attack.
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Wade accidentally reveals that he knows more about Peter than he's let on, and decides tit for tat will make them even.
Once Peter catches on, he makes sure he gets what he's properly owed (in his own awkward way).Series
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16 Jan 2021
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Blood Ties by delsol
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
06 May 2021
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Peter's newfound mutant abilities lead him to an internship in New York with Stark Industries, but one unwanted call to the police brings Wade Wilson to Peter's door, shifting their courses for good. Peter must learn to balance his new life in the city, his mutant training, and his job all while being hunted down by a mysterious corporation. Oh, yeah, and the person protecting him from it all is the psycho Alpha who was trying to kill him in the first place.
What could go wrong?
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07 Jan 2021