RealBoneHours
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Another puff of smoke. “I’m not– okay, I’m a little jealous. But I’m glad he can give you this. Even if you bothered talkin’ to me, I dunno if I could do too good a job these days.”
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"Then why-" He stopped upon hearing its fingers lightly scrape against the laurel-like part of his helmet, somewhere above his ear. The closest thing it could get to scratching behind his ear without crossing a serious, and potentially dangerous, boundary.
It stopped scratching after a moment, tilting its head.
"Are you… treating me like a dog?"
It did not respond.
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having a really normal relationship with the act of eating by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
03 Nov 2025
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He gathers up his next bite. “Y’know, John tends to complain when I eat.”
“Because you eat like a hog unless there’s somebody keeping you in check,” John added.
“C’mon.”
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“You’ve been out of hypersleep for a bit, now, right?”
“So I’ve been told, yeah. Hard to tell when I spent so much of it drugged out of my mind.”
“I take it the anti-boner pill wasn’t in the mix this time?”
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“If Oscar walked in on us right now, what would you want him to do?”
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What I want is to do nice things for you in ways that you’d hate. I want to prove that you’re safe while ensuring that you feel scared. I want to make you feel vulnerable.
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19 May 2026
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“I’m in,” Eiffel declared abruptly, his posture straightening, the tension dropping from his shoulders and his eyes wide.
“You haven’t even heard my plan yet,” Maxwell replied incredulously, her head cocked to the side.
“I’m sorry,” he huffed sarcastically, “are you or are you not offering me the chance to fuck the space station I have a massive crush on?” Eiffel asked plainly, his lips in a mischievous smile.
“I guess I am,” Maxwell laughed.
“Then I’m in.”
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18 Apr 2026
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They just convinced Collins to join their team. Noel's doing fine.
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17 Apr 2026
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The fiction has become as familiar as the muscles and capillaries in John's stolen hand.
"Tonight, John?" is all he needs to say.
And John's answer, as carefully measured as a piano wire: "Of course, Arthur."
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Based on Polite Fiction by Anonymous/stonekey, where John has agreed to leave Arthur to his private pleasures. But what if John can't keep himself quiet this time?Bookmarked by RealBoneHours
05 Apr 2026
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“Okay,” Eiffel starts, opening the panel to Hera’s sensory array and examining the contents beneath, hands poised on either side of it, “so, there’s two ways we can go about this: either you can tell me how to fix you up, or you can toss me the manual, shut your eyes real tight, and let me go atcha with a screwdriver and a dream. What’ll it be, baby?”
(What Eiffel and Hera were /really/ doing with the sensory array while Minkowski played Die Hard in the vents system. Or, as I say every single time I watch Watchmen (2009) and subsequently the worst soundtracked sex scene ever: THE SHIP GETS TO CUM TOO!)
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30 Mar 2026