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In which Neymar is a precious human being and showers Leo with affection and Leo learns what love feels like again.
!Continuation to Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)!
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- Part 2 of When He Walks In (I Am Loved)
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There’s a man on the other side of the table, smiling widely at him.
“Hi Babe, I’m so sorry I’m late, the traffic was awful.” The man says loudly. Then, he leans forward and whispers. “My name’s Neymar. Just go along with it, okay?” The man, Neymar, winks at him.
Leo goes along with it.
OR: Leo gets stood up by his boyfriend and Neymar comes in and saves Leo’s Valentine’s Day.
Based off of a tumblr post I found on Pinterest.
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- Part 1 of When He Walks In (I Am Loved)
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How to Pull the Hot Bartender in Five Easy Steps - A Drunken Guide by Leo Messi by Quciak for PhenomenalUnicorn
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
03 Feb 2023
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Step One: Go to the bar he works in
Step Two: Get wasted thinking about how pretty he is
Step Three: Flirt with him using (bad) pick up lines
Step Four: Throw up on him?
Step Five: Get his numberMaybe avoid Step Four if possible
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- Part 2 of On how to win your crush over
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Let Me Pick You Up (I’m Trying To Ask You Out) by Quciak for PhenomenalUnicorn
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
02 Feb 2023
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Neymar tries to win Leo over with some pick up lines.
He fails, but not really.Series
- Part 1 of On how to win your crush over
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You've never had an orgasm by another man before in your life, but every girl your next door neighbor, Simon Riley, drags home definitely has. You know that, because your bed shares a wall with his and you hear everything through eight inches of shitty drywall.
When Simon shows up at your door with a noise complaint about your performance, suggesting you could make actual noises worth staying awake for, you slam the door in his face. Then you spend the next three nights listening to him prove his point with someone else.
Or, in which, Simon Riley is a petty fucking asshole, even if he's right- especially because he's right.
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25 May 2026
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"Two-Three, talk to me. What's your status?"
You swallow hard, trying your best not to look at the damage on your foot. It's bad. Bad enough that a glimpse sends a wave of nausea crawling up your throat.
"Trying to stop the bleeding." You murmur weakly.
In which you get badly injured during a botched mission with Keegan.
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11 Feb 2026
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“Meow,” and there’s no way she heard that right, eyes snapping away from where she’d been distractedly watching the TV screen and over to her brother’s friend. She checks again, and yeah, Will is holding a stuffed bear, not a cat. The beloved Tiggy stays firmly attached to his bag, so they aren’t playing with tigers, either.
“So they go back down the mountain, and now all the village people are asking them about the crystal, and Rory is sad thinking they didn’t get it that whole time, but then–”
“Meow. Meow,” Will declares, removing the teddy from the dinosaur’s back and making it do some sort of interpretive dance.
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Or, Mike makes a new friend. Nancy learns how to speak cat.
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10 Feb 2026
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“He really does look like Mike,” Lucas breathes, as he gives Mike’s twin a scan, head to toe.
“Yeah, if Mike were way hotter and a knight?” Max chips in, and Will can vaguely hear Mike muttering again. “He looks so medieval, like he’s from Camelot or some shit.”
“I am Michael,” the knight begins to plead again. He turns his doe eyes back to Will, returning to his side like a diligent guard, even going as far as to reach out and take his hands. “Please, you have to believe me. I would never lie to you. Have I ever broken our oath? Let me prove it.”
Will was a bit preoccupied with gazing into the knight’s eyes, his cheeks flushing under the intense stare and the way his hands were held so gently. Mike had no issues ruining their moment.
“And he’s weirdly obsessed with Will.” Mike sounds even angrier than he did in the woods, and his sharp tone is enough for Will to snap out of his hand-holding to step a respectable distance away from the knight. “We need to send him back to wherever he came from.”
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Mike the Brave ends up in Hawkins and sweeps Will off his feet. Mike has a lot of Feelings™ about it.
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04 Feb 2026
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Will has never had his first kiss. Mike is happy to lend a hand.
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31 Dec 2025