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Never to be Caught (New) by QuackingNerd
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
18 Apr 2026
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Hiccup successfully leaves before it's ever announced who gets the "honor" of killing the Monsterous Nightmare. He leaves the night his father returns, instead, overwhelmed by the future ahead of him if he doesn't. It's either he abandons Toothless or betrays his tribe. He made a decision, one he can't go back from.
Astrid sees him leave, or at least, she sees Toothless leave. The only thing she can assume happened? Hiccup really did shoot down that Nightfury, found it in a distant meadow, and got killed before he could kill it, and before Astrid could save him.
Stoick takes the news poorly. He doesn't blame Astrid, no, but he withdrawals into his depression. He remembers his son as someone determined, striving towards their villages goals despite his weaknesses, and the funeral they have for him emphasizes this without ever knowing the truth.
In a distant land, a lonely mother wonders what her son was like now.
A volcano rumbles in the distance. A man waits for his day of reckoning.
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Pure Vanilla is an adventurer looking for an artifact that will aid one of his friends; an ancient spellbook guarded by a basilisk. The basilisk, as it turns out, was far more intelligent than anyone originally thought. Though his friends encourage him otherwise, he seeks to befriend the basilisk, and uncover what happened to it, the ruins, and the author of the spellbook.
Shadow Milk is pretty displeased with this whole situation. Once the most powerful mage to ever live, now cursed to slowly go insane in a body that cannot even speak, with the most cliche condition to end the curse he's ever seen, and he must now rely on a lowly human to help him out. Even if he finally managed to luck out with a human both unaffected by his curse and brave enough to step foot into the ruins, it's not like this crazy fool would kiss a beast like him!
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Hiccup doesn’t go after Astrid. He decides her mind can’t be changed, and the whole village has always hated him, so why bother? So he frees the other dragons and flees, believing Astrid will spread the tale of his insanity like wildfire. Whether she does or not is a mystery to him, because he doesn’t stick around to find out.
Along his travels, he is called a demon, hailed as a savior, known as a friend, and found again as a son. Something will always call him back to Berk though. Danger, probably. It’s an occupational hazard, not just of a Viking.
! BEING REWRITTEN ! I started this story back in highschool, and my writing has gotten a lot better since then IMO. To be honest, the first few chapters of this were written in my notes app on my phone while ignoring my classwork, as I didn't have a personal laptop. I have different ideas for the story now, but the core of the idea largely remain the same. Chapter one of the rewritten version is posted.
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Falling for the Bad Baker Boy by QuackingNerd
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
19 Aug 2024
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Tango, an underground hero known as Tek, a trusted and high ranking member of the Hermit Agency, is sent on a mission to investigate a new bakery in the city. According to an anonymous tip, something scandalous was happening within the innocent and charming establishment.
However, Tango didn't expect for the man behind the counter to be so pretty, and it makes him think that maybe the bakery is just as charming and innocent as it looks. (He is wrong)Aka. Tango is trying to get information for his hero agency but is a little too gay about it, and accidentally gets wrapped up with villains and vigilantes. Nothing is as it seems, and Tango has to figure out where his loyalties lay.
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- Part 1 of Block men
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The chains rubbed at his wrists and ankles and neck with every sway, but he had long since learned to see them as normal. Almost as an extension of himself.
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Block men by QuackingNerd
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Aug 2024
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He’d split a rock on his head as a child. He’d ripped a nadder’s head from its shoulders as a baby. He’d been made chief when his father died to dragons, and as chief he’d watched his Valka miscarry for years only to be snatched away by dragons from their only surviving child; and, nearing what should have been the end of his time as chief, his heir and son had gone missing, probably because of dragons too. And he’d survived that. The people of Berk were tough, worn and weathered and rooted down into the earth like the mountain against whose base they had settled.
But Stoick wasn’t so certain anymore that they could survive much longer. Hiccup was gone, but the village still skirted disaster; Astrid was his heir, but the Berk she was inheriting was char and charcoal.
After Hiccup went missing Stoick's certainty in victory against dragons disappeared too. A mysterious Dragon Master offers hope, but hope is a man with a Night Fury for a shadow and a power that brought the tyrant who last bore that title to his knees.
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- Part 1 of Forced to Dream
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19 Mar 2024
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I am not a fool entire, no I know what is coming by IndigoHoneyBerry
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Video Blogging RPF
04 Nov 2023
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“What do you want?” The intense eye contact Scar was getting was starting to get uncomfortably long.
“I came to study the architecture of the temple” He felt compelled to answer honestly.
“You didn’t come for me?” the man’s suspicion dropped slightly and a bit of genuine confusion slipped past the man's guarded demeanor.
“No?” The more the blonde spoke the more confused Scar got “why? do you need rescuing, rapunzel?” he waggled his eyebrows and laughed awkwardly to hide his puzzlement
“What?” the suspicion fell completely and left the man looking dumbfounded.
There was a beat of silence, the four wings folded back behind him before the man spoke again. This time he sounded almost relieved if not doubtful
“you have no idea who I am, do you?” when Scar shook his head in confusionOr Scar breaks into an old temple, not knowing it was still inhabited by the god it was made for.
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- Part 1 of The Oh Hello saga
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01 Nov 2022
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What Would You Say by a_mischief_of_magpies
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP
06 Jan 2023
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Scar was never fussed about finding his soulmate. He was satisfied doing his own thing, spending time with his cat and hopping from friendship to friendship.
Grian has always searched for his other half, but certainly the last place he expected to find him was the library. And when he does, it’s not what he expects.A library AU because I want to. I just like libraries, guys. You like reading, that’s why you’re here; maybe you like libraries too.
Based on their “Double Life SMP” personas and storylines, not the creators themselves! If any of the creators has issue with this type of fic, please let me know and I will remove it immediately!
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20 Jun 2022
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[Yes?] [No?]This is my Boatem Pole Vigilante au, mostly written in like a file, which I posted on Tumblr but also wanted to post here. I'll be updating this with the files, creative writing, and whatever else I can.
Enjoy!
(Ps; search up boatem pole vigilante au on tumblr, you'll find me and all the files. Plus the art I posted with the personas!)Bookmarked by QuackingNerd
29 Mar 2022