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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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05 Mar 2025
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Ten years ago, Zoro was cursed by a witch. As the years progress, so too does the curse. Eventually, Zoro knows that he will lose what's left of his humanity. It is while contemplating this that he meets a peller named Sanji, who takes him under his roof and agrees to break the curse, but Sanji is hiding secrets of his own.
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- Part 1 of Fables and Follies
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11 Jun 2024
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Performance Issues, HotGuy?
By GrianIn recent weeks, HotGuy has been leaving much to be desired on the battlefield. It seems after many long, hard fights, he just can’t keep it up. He used to be quite anal about his victories, but now he’s had a few close calls. Could it be that his arrows just aren’t what they used to be? Is he firing blanks? I wouldn’t be surprised if his enemies are having to fake their defeat. Of course, HotGuy is far from the only man who struggles to hit the target, so maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh.
Three of HotGuy’s record fights for injuries and collateral damage have all occurred this month, an alarming statistic in the face of the continued attacks. The root of the issue may be difficult to swallow…Series
- Part 1 of SUPERCRITICAL
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20 Mar 2024
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Tango liked his cowboys rugged and a little rough around the edges, so the second that stranger sauntered into his saloon, he knew he was a goner. It doesn't take long before the two of them fell hopelessly in love and get married. One day, a bounty hunter walks into Tango's saloon in search of a man with a large bounty on his head. When he shows him the wanted poster for the man, he realizes it was his cowboy.
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29 May 2023
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Blatant Misuse of Intercoms (Or, how they got a boyfriend) by Siri_Spy
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
28 May 2023
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Grian and Mumbo are flirting over intercoms late night at the school where they work. They’re also simping over a certain guest speaker that day, Mr. Scar Goodtimes. Unfortunately (or not) for them, a certain cat decided to explore after the last assembly, and Scar is still in the building.
Shenanigans ensue.
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28 May 2023
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Complete the Task by AutoCrafted
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
06 May 2023
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When Tango get's a sudden message from Jimmy asking about his whereabouts, he answers him honestly.
How was he supposed to know Jimmy was tasked to make out with a blaze before that?~~~
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When I watched Jimmy's video "Minecraft, But My Friends CONTROL Everything I Do AGAIN"... I ran to my word document.Bookmarked by Pulpry
12 May 2023
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Jimmy Loves Dinner Dates (And Tango) by biblically_accurate_brother
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
06 May 2023
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Tango and Jimmy are on a dinner date in Tango’s apartment. Jimmy realizes that he has more feelings than normal when it comes to Tango. Just a fluffy story about Rancherduo.
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12 May 2023
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where there's a will, there's a way by pastelitey
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
10 May 2023
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Unbeknownst to Jimmy, somewhere far across the wide expanse of the universe, in an unknown and desolate region of the Void, beings beyond comprehension and understanding reside, watching his every move. As the blonde player walks off to gather burn cream and fire resistance potions and chapsticks, the higher beings giggle as they exchange mischievous glances.
Now this, they can work with.
or,, the alternate ending of Jimmy's most recent 'I do what my friends tell me to' video ft. the Ranchers
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- Part 3 of Elodie's Team Rancher Fics
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11 May 2023
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22 Apr 2023
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Everyone knew about Jimmy and Tango. How they were practically inseparable since the day they met. They also knew about their messy break up. How Tango had stormed out in a rage and never came back; how Jimmy had cried and started living with Joel and Lizzie to get out of the house.
But no one knew how it affected them.
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READ THE TAGS!!!!!Bookmarked by Pulpry
20 Apr 2023
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One-Shot about HotGuy and CuteGuy that has been plaguing my mind all day.
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16 Apr 2023
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Grian has no friends in AP English or at least no one he wants to talk to. Until the teacher changes up the sits and he’s put next to Scar Times. Turns out Scar is dyslexic and somehow in AP English so it turns into Grian’s job to help Scar with the reading
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- Part 1 of Hermpires Life High School
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13 Apr 2023
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When Grian was informed that he would be given a bodyguard for his journey to the Rift he was… well let’s just say displeased would be putting it mildly.
Unsurprisingly, nobody in his family would listen to his very reasonable objections.
“Grian, mate,” Mumbo had said exasperatedly in response to his complaints. “It’s not a personal insult to your abilities. It’s just a matter of national security, you know? Think of it like… extra insurance.”
“More like extra annoying insurance,” Grian had grumbled.
“Oi, stop being a pain,” Mumbo had said, grabbing Grian in a headlock and rustling his hair. “Besides, every bodyguard I’ve ever had has been quite boring. You probably won't even notice they’re there.”
Christ, Grian wished Mumbo had been right.
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Or: Scar has been hired to be Prince Grian's bodyguard for a year-long journey to study the Rift. Grian is not happy about it.
Grian quickly comes to realize that he needed Scar much more than he would have thought. It takes him much longer to realize that feeling is more than friendship.- Language:
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10 Apr 2023
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"Where’s Bdubs?" Etho knew the moss-clad man would usually be asleep by now, waking up soon to a new day.
"Is he hurt?" Worry started to swirl in Etho’s mind. It was unlike him.Or...
Bdubs loses his most prized possessions, and Etho finds them.
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10 Apr 2023
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let's ditch the dance floor by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Aug 2022
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it starts with a Grian Party and cowboy hat (yeehaw)
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- Part 1 of got no instructions
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10 Apr 2023
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( Noun. apricity ----- The warmth of the Sun in winter. )
Bdubs can't skate. Etho, of course can.
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10 Apr 2023
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“So, can I finally know the reason for this impromptu marathon?”
There’s nervous anticipation buzzing inside him now, and Grian has to swallow before he speaks, mouth dry all of a sudden.
“Feed on me,” he says, and everything gets very quiet. His throat clicks as he opens his mouth again, but he finds he has nothing else to say, so he just sits back, arms braced on the bed, and looks at Scar.
Scar blinks at him.
“Sorry?” Scar sounds so baffled that Grian can’t help laughing. “Grian, you’re not—”
“Now I know you’re not about to tell me what I can and can’t do, Mr. Goodtimes,” Grian says. “And if you’re about to rattle off some bullshit about me getting hurt, we both know I can beat you in a fair fight, don’t we?”
Scar’s eyes glint in the dark.
“Come on,” Grian coaxes. His wings spread out behind him without his saying, and he can feel himself flush, embarrassed. Not that Scar seems to notice the blatant presentation, but still. “I wanna help you out. You’ll have a more clear mind, and then we can find a solution together, hm?”
Scar hesitates, arms crossed, but his resolve is clearly thinning. Grian smiles, wicked.
“You always get your way, don’t you,” Scar mutters.
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09 Apr 2023
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i am fed, but still i starve by definitelynotshouting for plasticghostbird
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
05 Oct 2022
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Scar studies him. Glances at the feathers curtaining his view of the throne room's entrance, then slides his gaze back to Grian's dancing eyes. Fighting a losing battle is difficult enough; fighting one you've lost before it's even begun is impossible. "Yeah, alright," he says, resigned to the tendrils of fondness cinching thorny vines around his heart. "Let's hear it."
Another flash of teeth, dyed red in the light spilling through Grian's feathers. "The 'Not A Resistance' Resistance," he says, low and teasing, "would like to cordially invite you to kiss me stupid." He lets that simmer in the shred of air between them before tacking on, measured and thoughtful: "This is a time-sensitive invitation, by the way, so you should figure out your answer in the next ten to fifteen seconds."
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08 Apr 2023
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Homewreckers by love_persevering for misaya_01
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
23 Oct 2022
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Set after a session end of Double Life, Bdubs is curious to see the newly built Relation-ship... and also to ask after the relationship that built said ship.
Teasing and kisses ensue!Bookmarked by Pulpry
08 Apr 2023