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He makes it to Lando’s room, and the door’s open, with Lando on his knees on the floor, back arched, looking for something under his bed.
“Nope,” Oscar says, turning around and facing the opposite door. “Absolutely not.”
“Oscar?” Lando laughs, peering up from his position. “It really can’t be that bad.”
“I can see your ass,” Oscar whisper-hisses, so sick of his stupid dick. He’s already filling out his fucking Simon (Chipmunks) pants.
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- Part 7 of loverboy6969 landoscar works
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09 Jun 2026
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Lando’s been using phantom touch on his soulmate for ages—small things, harmless things, just enough to keep himself entertained. A tap here, a brush there. Nothing serious.
Until one painfully boring debrief, he decides to tickle them.
Across the room, Oscar Piastri chokes, jerks, and falls clean out of his chair.Lando suddenly isn’t bored anymore.
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05 Jun 2026
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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
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Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
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04 Jun 2026
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“I was just thinking that we could,” Lando continues, his tone light, almost conversational.
“You were just thinking,” Oscar repeats, his voice flat, his brain still struggling to reboot, “that we could fuck.”
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Or, 5 times Oscar is convinced he can keep things under control with Lando.
And the one time he admits he doesn’t want to.
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- Part 2 of Do you got plans for life?
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29 May 2026
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Lando huffs in spite of himself. “Basically I got him like, this 8-pack of candy-flavored lip balm. And he’s been terrorizing me with it ever since.”
“And by terrorizing you mean …”
“Yes. Kissing. Guessing the flavors. Rating them. An Excel spreadsheet.” Lando hits his head on the wall with each point. “The works.”
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Lando's the one who talks Oscar into getting the 8-pack of candy-flavored Chapstick, but Oscar's the one who's making it entirely his problem.Bookmarked by Psychoannalyse
21 May 2026